ALEKS TRIES TO BECOME A CITIZEN

ALEKS TRIES TO BECOME A CITIZEN


Jakob Yeah? Dude, you’re a citizen. Yeah In two countries. Yeah. Three almost. Yeah You worked really hard for that I’m a citizen in one but it’s not this one. – Okay
– But I want to be a citizen in this one -So do it. -Alright There’s a lot of questions on this application There’s like three questions That’s just the start. It’s like- it’s.. I’m sending this to Trump. I think Trump’s the one that’s like yes or no basically. If it was Trump your odds would be higher than normal because you’re a little Russian boy. But I don’t think it’s gonna be I think it’s gonna be some random person. Well shoot, Hillary doesn’t like Russians. Thanks guys for voting Trump They’re asking me if I ever used a different name. I went by an alias for a long time ImmortalHD Cause I say in my videos better known as ImmortalHD Have you watched a video of mine? I can also change my name legally if I press this And it’s like what do you want your name to be I can have your name. I can be Jakob as well What was your last name, Sartorius or some shit? Yeah, my name is Jacock Sartorius. Nice spelling there bud I can change it to Trevor’s name too Wait. What if I I did Trevor James Asher as my name, dude. I could do that right now. And fucking hit next and they’ll do it for me Do it. Trevor James Asher. Kinda works. Let’s see it. Dude, I’m not gonna do it. I’m too scared. Pussy. I never served in the Armed Forces. Pussy. I want to dude I want to fire a fucking Gatling gun Not at anybody, just like in general Are you a permanent resident, yes. But green cards not stolen Fuck. Yeah, I did this once and it didn’t save so I have to like redo all this It’s so annoying dude. I became a resident On uh, November 2nd No, I lied October 25th of uh… 2010, isn’t that crazy Jakob? That’s my birthday. Dude, no it’s not. Yeah, I was born in 2010. Look they even show how to find my date in case I’m fucking stupid. So that’s pretty.. In case? Ok bud. I’m not married to use a US citizen. Did close family die while serving in the US Armed Forces? If I had like a grandpa But he served the Russian forces What, you want that to count? I think it should count. Fought in the same wars guys, come on. Let’s be progressive here. Did your grandfather kill Nazis? Yeah, dude one of them fucking flew a plane into like a.. like a German train dude, blew the fuck up. It was insane. I wasn’t there, but I heard it was cool He died though. So are you a citizen yet? Am I a citizen yet? He’s closer than he was like five minutes ago. That’s something… I think. Based on the answers you have given, you will be applying for U.S. citizenship on the basis of your status as a permanent resident green card holder Have I taken any trips out of the United States lasted 24 hours or more? like spiritually? Also if you’re in the air it’s not like technically out, like how.. how high is the United States have you ever thought about that? You know how wide. Borders. It’s all the way up To the stratosphere? All the way up. Stratosphere you’re just in stratosphere. It’s all the way past that Through the atmosphere? Through the atmosphere and then the outside is free terrain. That’s fuckin bullshit We gotta fight over the moon. I want to get you know to the air and be like it’s a different type of you know Like American, like I’m in the air like I want to be like an arian Yeah. You’re gonna put that on this questionnaire cuz you probably shouldn’t oh shit It’s not gonna be.. Do i plan to travel – Trump’s America might be good to say you’re an Arian. Do you plan on travel outside the US within the next year? Yes. Do I want to say yes? You got big plans. What if they know that and they’re like oh he’s just trying to fucking get a passport out of this hmmm You might want to say no just cause like… That’s.. Be like no I love it here. I wanna say no, I don’t plan on traveling outside the US within the next year. I haven’t planned on it. At all. Yet. I might, who knows? Maybe I will, but I’ve not planned on it. No plans. You gonna send this video in with this? No but I don’t want it to like fucking find this video and be like oh you’re a funny guy, huh And we do the funny guys like you ever heard of Snowden Bitch Never claimed to be a U.S. citizen. Never, I’ve never done this. I’ve never tried to vote. Except in class, raised my hand a few times during class we’d be like You know I was voting on stuff for class and watching movies I don’t think you’re allowed to do that. I think that’s exactly what they mean by a local election I wasn’t electing anyone. Wait. No I didn’t even vote for a class president That’s the thing I just didn’t care. But you’re saying you voted for the movie right? I voted for a movie So you elected to watch ants instead of…
-Yes. Toy Story. Yes. Sounds like a local election to me. It wasn’t.. it wasn’t local because I was at school, was a different School District Have you ever been declared legally incompetent? Now, this could be a number of things What does legally incompetent mean? If I look this up does that mean that I’m.. I’m legally incompetent? What’s a totalitarian party is that like a fuckin race in StarCraft? Hey James? What? Can you look up what happens if you eat a tide pod? You get very sick. What happens when you eat… Okay, what could happen to you if you try the tide pod challenge? Foaming bellies, aching bowels The purpose of detergent, in case you were oddly unaware of this, is to break up components of the waste that’s clinging so frustratingly to your crockery Or as it just so happens your hair? What? Okay, so… Yeah, I mean it’s obviously bad. Yeah It could cause intense diarrhea That’s not bad. I had that at CES. You could.. you could literally breathe vomit into your lungs. You have any of that going on? I can’t… I can’t hear. That, I don’t think that’s a side effect. I got a few hours, right? Yeah. What if he ate the good part like the blue part The blue raspberry The tasty part. I gotta call Poison Control again. [THANK YOU FOR CALLING THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN POISON CENTER.] Are we gonna do this again? [FOR ENGLISH, PRESS 1.] I’m too embarrassed, can you be my friend that calls about me ’cause I can’t tell them that I’m the one that did it. I did it for you when put bleach in your eyes you can at least do it for me when I put a fuckin’ tide pod in my mouth What did you.. what did you here? Yeah do that, press 0. 4? 0? [THANK YOU FOR CALLING THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN POISON CENTER, MY NAME IS ADAM, I’M A SPECIALIST IN POISON INFORMATION, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?] Hi Adam, um, I have a.. a buddy of mine who… just ingested a tide pod. Not the whole thing. Uh, not the whole thing but he has swallowed laundry detergent, and I’m wondering if there’s any immediate action that I have to take for him because he.. he just vomited a few minutes ago. [HOW OLD IS YOUR FRIEND?] He’s about 24? 25, 25. Huh? [IS HE THERE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW?] Yeah, he’s like.. he’s off to the side still… [IS YOUR FRIEND OTHERWISE HEALTHY, ANY MEDICAL CONDITIONS THAT YOU KNOW ABOUT?] Um… He has a uh.. he has a thing on his heart He has – he has some trouble with his heart from time to time [DO YOU KNOW IF HE’S HAD ANYTHING TO DRINK SINCE THIS HAS OCCURRED, ANY WATER JUICE OR MILK?] Los Angeles like sewage water It was the only thing that was nearby. Probably not the best for him I know, but he just.. he grabbed the hose and just kind of needed to wash it out Ok. Do you think.. do you think he’d be okay to try the challenge again for his.. for another video? I’m… he’s asking. Alright you can’t.. you can’t do it again, you need to stop [MAY I GET YOUR NAME AND YOUR FRIEND’S NAME FOR OUR MEDICAL CHART HERE?] Sure, my name’s Trevor [AND YOUR LAST NAME TREVOR?] Schmidty. Schmidty [AND YOUR FRIEND’S NAME?] Joe [AND HIS LAST NAME?] Reese’s [ANYTHING ELSE I CAN HELP YOU OUT WITH THIS EVENING?] No, that.. that should be it. Thanks. uh I appreciate the help. I guess I’m just gonna let him do his own thing and if he tries it again that’s on him really. *awkward silence* [THANK YOU FOR CALLING HAVE A GOOD EVENING.] Absolutely, thank you. Don’t try it again. I was waiting for him to ask me how to spell Reese’s. I wasn’t gonna know, I don’t know how to spell Reese’s. I’ve never been associated with a terrorist organization. That’s definitely true. That’s good. Never advocated to overthrow a government You know? And I’ve never persecuted anyone because of their race, religion, national origin or a uh… Because of their membership towards a particular social group or political opinion. You probably make jokes Is it a prosecu- Is me making a joke a prosecution? Subjective isn’t it? It says persecution. Prosecutors, those are two different… The prosecutor prosecuted Just cuz you guys are citizens you think you make fun of a foreigner? Yeah, yeah exactly I didn’t have to fill out a fucking moral requirement sheet. I’ve never worked for more associated with a Nazi government Or I’ve never occupied Germany This is very specific. They have the dates. Yes. You weren’t even alive. No I wasn’t but they want to know Never done any of this. There’s fine print at the bottom, the top part says the site does not contain or constitute legal advice. This is a really long form to just become a citizen. Yeah dude, I don’t know if it’s worth it Honestly not that big a deal Being a citizen? No. Yeah, some people are born with it [ARE YOU SERIOUS?] Wow guys welcome to the end of this BTS Yeah! Right here is a video and a subscribe button, go ahead and check those out And be sure to check out the links in the description such as Patreon Give us donations so we can afford to take out our trash

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    Jake Lizarraga

    Adding the poison control clip to this video was smart because it made me watch that episode of Amazon Prime sooner than I planned to.

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    Desert

    "What is a totalitarian party? Is that like a race in Starcraft?" This is literally the best BTS to date

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    CCzarMasta56

    I was thinking that they will come to a point where they call poison control and they immediately answer with "What is it now Janes?" But I guess it will be Trevor.

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    LordVader1094

    10:52 I must say, I find it funny that the US government asks if people worked with Nazis but not with Communists, lol.

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    Erppa112

    translation of the description: Male candidates may be surprised to learn that refusal to register for selective services can create a serious problem when applying for an N-400 form, an application for naturalization.
    It is expected that men between the ages of 18 and 26 will register with the Selective Service and provide evidence for naturalization purposes as a US citizen.
    The impossibility of registration can be grounds for refusing to apply for naturalization.

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    KONO DIO DA!!

    I know this might be off topic ….. but who's that kid in the background ( if I'm wrong I'm sorry)

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    steezymiguel

    Did he not realize he said he wants to be an aryan lmao and was talking about ww2 and nazis like 10 seconds ago

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    qweasdqwe

    If you don’t get the aryan joke, that’s what Adolf Hilter called “pure germans” who served in his army. What made this worst is that when Alek said that he was kinda doing Nazi salute.

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    ThatGuyCanmanNC

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    Ernie10

    Teacher: alright class let's vote on which field trip we will go on.
    (Everyone but alek raises their hands.)
    Teacher: Alek why aren't you voting?
    Alek: I'm not a U.S. Citizen.

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