Batman v Superman on The Citizen’s Court

Batman v Superman on The Citizen’s Court


♪♪>>TODAY ON CITIZEN’S COURT:THIS IS THE PLAINTIFF,THE BATMAN.HE SAYS HE WORKED FOR THEDEFENDANT FOR ABOUT A WEEK,QUIT, AND WASN’T PAID.NOW HE WANTS WHAT’SCOMING TO HIM INCLUDINGRESTITUTION FOR DAMAGES.HE SUING HIM HERE AND NOW FORTHE MONEY HE’S RIGHTFULLY OWED.THIS IS THE DEFENDANT:SUPERMAN.HE SAID THE PLAINTIFFWAS SUPPOSED TO FIGHTCRIME AND SAVE THE WORLD.THE GUY HARDLY WORKSAND IF YOU DON’T WORK,YOU DON’T GET PAID.HE ALSO SAID BATMAN DAMAGEDPROPERTY AND CHARGEDTHINGS TO THE COMPANY.SO IF ANYBODY’S OWED MONEY,IT’S HIM!THE DEFENDANT IS COUNTERSUINGFOR 1.2 MILLION DOLLARS.>>ALL RISE FOR THE HONORABLE JUDGE MARYLAND DREDD.>>YOU MAY BE SEATED. WE NOW OPEN THE CASE OF BATMAN VERSUS SUPERMAN. BATMAN WE’LL HEAR FROM YOU FIRST.>>WELL, SUPERMAN HIRED ME TO SAVE GOTHAM AND I WORKED SUPER HARD.>>DID YOU SAVE GOTHAM?>>I DID.>>SO WHY DIDN’T YOU PAY HIM?>>BECAUSE HE LET AN ENTIRE CITY BLOCK GET DESTROYED.>>OH, LIKE YOU’VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE. [COUGHS] HYPOCRITE.>>WELL, HE ALSO MADE NUMEROUS UNAUTHORIZED PURCHASES USING BUSINESS FUNDS.>>WHOA, THOSE WERE ALL NECESSARY FOR THE MISSION.>>HOW IS EVERY FLAVOR OR CHEESECAKE AT THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY NECESSARY FOR THE MISSION?>>I HAD TO MAKE SURE THE JOKER WASN’T POISONING THEM.>>DID YOU HAVE EVIDENCE THAT HE WAS?>>I DIDN’T HAVE EVIDENCE THAT HE WASN’T.>>OKAY, BATMAN YOU ALSO CLAIMED DAMAGES?>>YES, YOU SEE I WAS FIGHTING CRIME AND THE SEWERS OF GOTHAM AND I BROKE MY BACK.>>OKAY.>>SO YOU LOST A FIGHT?>>UH, WAIT NOW. IT WAS MORE OF A DRAW. YOU SEE, I BROKE MY BACK HE STRAINED HIMSELF BREAKING MY BACK, BUT IT REQUIRED A VERY EXPENSIVE SURGERY TO REPAIR IT. I HAVE THE MEDICAL BILLS RIGHT HERE.>>UM, THAT WAS A PRE-EXISTING CONDITION. THAT DID NOT HAPPEN ON THE CLOCK.>>OH, NO. TALKING ABOUT IT IS MAKING IT FLARE UP! OH, IT HURTS!>>OH COME ON!>>AH!>>HE’S OBVIOUSLY FAKING IT. AND WHY DIDN’T YOU COME TO ME? I HAVE LASER VISION? I COULD HAVE LITERALLY FUSED YOUR VERTEBRAE IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE.>>YEAH? CAN LASER VISION REPAIR WHAT YOU DID TO MY CAR?>>OKAY.>>WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR CAR?>>WELL, SUPERMAN AND I GOT IN AN ARGUMENT AND THEN HE KEYED THE BAT-MOBILE.>>WHERE WAS THE BAT-MOBILE WHEN THIS WAS HAPPENING?>>UH- IT WAS UH- >>IT WAS AT WAYNE MANOR.>>WAIT- WHAT WAS YOUR CAR DOING AT BRUCE WAYNE’S HOUSE?>>I WAS HELPING HIM MOVE A COUCH.>>HAH!>>I- CAN MR. WAYNE TESTIFY TO CORROBORATE YOUR STORY?>>YEAH? CAN HE?>>YEAH! I MEAN- NO. HE’S A BUSY GUY, BUT I’M SURE HE COULD. OH HELLO MR. WAYNE.>>OH COME ON.>>IT’S TRUE. BATMAN WAS HELPING ME MOVE A COUCH. BATMAN IS AN UPSTANDING CITIZEN AND AN HONEST GUY. SUPERMAN IS A TOTAL JERK FACE.>>YOUR HONOR, WE CAN OBVIOUSLY SEE WHAT’S GOING ON HERE.>>THANK YOU BRUCE. OH MAN, WHAT A HANDSOME GUY, RIGHT? YEAH.>>WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. SO BRUCE WAYNE HAS BEEN HIDING UNDER THAT TABLE THIS ENTIRE TIME?>>YES.>>UH, FAIR ENOUGH. OKAY, LET’S HEAR YOUR CLOSING ARGUMENTS. BATMAN, YOU FIRST.>>ALL RIGHT, LET ME JUST GET THAT FROM MY BRIEFCASE.>>YEAH, WHY DON’T YOU HAVE BRUCE GET THEM FOR YOU?>>UH, OKAY. I WILL DO THAT. JUST, HOLD ON. HEY BRUCE CAN YOU HAND ME THOSE UP! OH, OH, THANK YOU BRUCE.>>YOUR HONOR- >>ALL RIGHT! OH. OH. THESE AREN’T MY CLOSING STATEMENTS. THESE ARE MY POEMS, BUT THAT’S OKAY. I’LL JUST READ THEM.>>UH- >>RACHEL IS RED, JOKER IS GREEN->>OH, OKAY- >>-SOMETIMES IN GOTHAM I FIGHT PEOPLE WHO ARE MEAN.>>-OKAY SUPERMAN, SUPERMAN, YOU GO.>>THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR. IT IS CLEAR TO ME TODAY THAT->>WAIT, WAIT- HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD THAT WITH YOUR GLASSES YOU LOOK LIKE CLARK KENT.>>WAIT A MINUTE!>>I’D LIKE TO DROP ALL CHARGES.>>YOU HAVE A TWIN BROTHER? WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST- COME ON SUPERMAN! I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRONG! HE CAN’T EVEN OPEN A DOOR! DANG IT! NEITHER CAN I! OKAY- >>HEY, WE’RE THROWING THIS CASE OUT.>>JOIN US NEXT WEEK ASCAPTAIN AMERICA TAKESON THE DARE DEVIL.>>YOUR HONOR, I LOST FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS ON THE MARVEL COMPANY BASEBALL TOURNAMENT BECAUSE DARE DEVIL LIED ABOUT HIS “BLINDNESS” AND HIT FIVE HOME RUNS.>>I JUST GOT LUCKY, YOUR HONOR, I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING.>>OH REALLY. HM? YEAH, I’D LIKE TO DROP ALL CHARGES.>>HE’S OUT.>>HELLO EVERYONE. THANKS AGAIN FOR WATCHING.>>DON’T FORGET TO LIKE OUR VIDEO AND SUBSCRIBE TO THE CHANNEL.>>I’D LIKE TO READ ONE OF MY POEMS TO INSPIRE YOU.>>NO ONE NEEDS TO HEAR YOUR POEMS RIGHT NOW.>>IT’S NOT THE POEM THEY NEED; IT’S THE POEM THEY DESERVE.>>FAIR ENOUGH.>>THIS ONE IS TITLED, “ALFRED”. [CLEARS THROAT] ALFRED, AL AND FRED, THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD CALLS YOU AND YET I CALL YOU, ABOVE ALL ELSE, AL-FRIEND. SEE WHAT I DID THERE? A FRIEND WHO KNOWS NO BOUNDS, A CONSTANT, MY HERO. RACHEL! THANK YOU.

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    CR34T0R

    You know something? In the past they once made a real comic book crossover of Superman and Spiderman. Let’s see if you guys can make a sketch to that. 😁

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    George Ngatia

    loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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    Tiki and Gumball, The Birbs of awesome

    For most of the video I thought that the line was from the door, then I realized that it was the same person.

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    Bold And Brash

    'Alfred' by Batman:

    "Alfred

    Al and fred

    This is what the world calls you
    And yet I call you,
    Above all else,
    Al-friend.

    (You see what I did there? *coughs*)

    A friend that knows no bounds
    A constant
    My hero
    Rachel…"

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    sabrina lima

    "Come on super man, I thought you were strong! He cant even open a door, dang it neither can I!" ( that part made me laugh)

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    INFARED TURTLE

    It’s weird how Jason plays all the cool super hero’s so they had to get someone else to do it

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    Bryan Edward Tan

    I cant help but thinking this looks like a more entertaining Batman v Superman than the one I saw in the theaters

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    Brendon Nguyen

    superman almost has identity revealed
    Superman: I’d like to drop all charges.
    Batman: YOU HAVE A TWIN BROTHER?
    Me: 😂😂

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    S Perera

    How do you guys do these skits and still not violate copyright? Is it because they are parodies or comedies? Thanks

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