Blubburbs Preview: Citizen Caine

Blubburbs Preview: Citizen Caine


For the town in the belly of the whale. Blubburbs! Colombia? Intriguing. Is it sugar? Maybe it’s baking soda! Hmm… Unmistakably has some baking soda. *sniffing* What was that? Oh, um, my oxygen tank must be leaking! *more sniffing* Oh, seasonal allergies. It’s, uh, been terribly dusty in this whale, huh? *even more sniffing* THAR BE BLOW! *more indistinguishable pirate music* You mean cocaine? Talkative talcom powder? The devil’s dandruff? Yowie’s yeyo? We gotta get rid of it! NO!!! Uh, dumping it, would hurt the whale. No! No! If you want to hurt the whale, just use a harpoon. Yeah, don’t kill the party. I love parties! You better let the adults handle this Whalen. Who wants to read my new screenplay? I just wrote it! Pinnochio! You bad boy! I’m gonna write a sequel! We can divide it up. And sell it for gold! Sell it for gold! It’s mine! I need more samples! Keep your hands off my stash. Let go. I found it first! Back off! I’ll run ya through! Stop it, you pleebs! *arguing* I’m an immortal fuck machine! Whalen! It’s gone! You did all the cocaine, you little shit! So, who owes us six hundred thousand dollars for our cocaine? Well, those men were very reasonable. *creepy giggling* They took my kidneys. And my kid knees. Blubburbs! Blubburbs!

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    SauerKraut

    The theme song was the most impressive part, and that's really not saying much. I don't want to discourage other projects, but the way this is going, you're wasting time and money. I'd really reconsider the direction its going, or drop it now while it's not well known.

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    Motion Chicken

    I was on board until this stupid episode with cocain there is so much potential in this and you wasted it on cocain jokes

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    NaminBeforeGamin

    Hopefully they can go on to actually produce a great adult or kid cartoon…

    IMO this is more like a test of what people like

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    The Shock Squad

    Stop this please stop this is bad no one likes it look at your comments. cocaine jokes and stealing organs. You did a lot more sex jokes, drug jokes, abortion jokes. Come on you got 8 mill from that keep going with that don't worry about the sell out shit and just do what you did before.

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    Deathstranger

    lol kidneys kid knees, btw I see all the hate comments and do you people not want them to try new things with similar chemistry as cyanide and happiness because I found the episode pretty good I wish they went more with the actual smugglers than showing a rage of cocaine users trying to not have anyone take a stash that was just found.

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