Bulkheads: Episode 04 – potum pugnam [Star Citizen machinima]

Bulkheads: Episode 04 – potum pugnam [Star Citizen machinima]


Benedict: This is taking too damn long! Way to long… It feels like its taken a year! Anyone? Just me? Dammit computer Tell me where the bloody box is! This should work! Terry: Hey uhh..Captain?! Terry doesn’t mean to rush you are anything… but we are running outta time here! Roberts: What are we waiting on anyway? Benedict: We are waiting on this bloody virus to finish running. It’s a batch of software that SHOULD integrate with the Imperitiam’s systems and give us the location! Roberts: You know… I really don’t like the sound of “should”… Computer: Reboot in progress… please wait. Anytime now… Captain?! Dammit computer! I don’t have time to wait I need the location now! Understood Benedict. Reallocating processing power… Location in 3… …2… location uploaded to your heads-up display. Good luck! [Chuckles maniacally] Oh, Yes! Now, let me see. Uhh, Terry thinks we should leave… Really now like. Okay okay, I know where we’re going. Roberts! I believe it’s time to feed them some explosives. Let’s roll out! Roberts: With pleasure. [Chuckles] I’ve been waiting to use this one forever… [trails off] Tsk…[sigh] There is something decidedly wrong with that young man. Roberts: Hey Mary! Eat this! Marine 01: Mary?! Is your name Mary? Because, he can’t be talking about me… Marine 02: My name’s Dave You know this! They’re just trying to distract… Oh…. Goddamn… [Explosion] Brock: [Breathing heavily] Does it feel like… We’ve been running for a while? Cain: No…not really. Why? I don’t know…It feels… like we’ve been running for at least a year! No, we haven’t… my legs aren’t even tired. [Struggling to breathe] Come on… Come on! We gotta get to them first! We’re running around in circles. I mean… We don’t even know where the intruders are! You know what? [Sigh] You’re right… but, the computer is a piece of junk and has completely quit talking. We’re running blind here! [Catching breath] Am I… the only one around here… that reads the patch notes?! Patch notes? [Excitedly] Oh let me tell you about them! I.T. releases these notes every single week. This week there are problems with the emotional simulation plugin in the virtualized segment of the code. If there happens to be a scenario with multiple on-board threats, more than 3 urgent warning alerts, on a Tuesday, when there was a recent ship-wide declination of pressure… The computer gets stuck in a systems loop, and is unable to process any new… Cain: [Interrupting] Speak English! It’s really busy… maybe if you ask it politely… IT’S A COMPUTER! Asking nicely isn’t gonna make a difference. Fine! I’ll handle it. Excuse me, computer? I know you’re really busy and I certainly apologize for Cain being rude. But! Could you please direct us to the location of the intruders? Computer: Yes, of-course Brock. Thank you for noticing. Please give me a moment as I reprioritize several ongoing processes. The pirate intruders are currently located on D-Deck, Corridor 17, and are en-route to Storage Block 12. There are 3 of them. Brock: See? There you go. That wasn’t too hard. Thank you computer! You’re welcome Brock. Please… Call me QUASI. Terrific…whatever! Let’s go If we hurry, we can get there first. Ehh, wait a second… Remind me… Why do we want to be the first to get to the well trained and heavily armed pirates, that are decimating the ship? [Condescending] Because… If we find them, we can capture them. And we’ll be hero’s. Brock: Or! We’ll be dead! Cain: No, no no! We ambush them Trust me…Just don’t get shot… Come one! Benedict: [Laughs maniacally] Come on men, it’s just up ahead! Second door on the right, then straight on to victory… ..wait no… It’s on the left… Damn that would have been good! Roberts: Uhh, this looks like… Storage? Benedict: Uh…it’s in here somewhere… [Laughs excitedly] Aha! Terry: Ooh, ooh, Terry wants to see! Roberts: Cover the door you big ham! I’ve got seniority! Benedict: Gentlemen, both of you, about face! Watch the door or we’ll get ambushed! Roberts: Don’t worry captain. There’s only one door and we’ve got it covered They can’t come from anywhere else… [Gunshots] Cain: Guns down, GUNS DOWN! Brock: Yeah! What he said! Benedict: Gentlemen… You are making a grave error. I am a friend. I mean you no harm whatsoever. Cain: Shut up! Drop your gun, and turn around! Benedict: Very well young man. No need to be hasty. Roberts: [Choking off-screen] Captain? Benedict: Might I see to my uh… wounded men? Cain: Brock! Cuff the chatty one. [Gasping for air] I, uh….can’t move… I…uh…my gun… I can’t…I can’t shoot… captain…captain…this is… this is… Cain: Bullshit! [Gunshots] [Gunshot] Pierre: Aye…anybody around? Did ya forget about me? I’m still here! I think I’m lost mate…

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    Mokuto Media

    Quasi, like quasiparticles? A thing that behaves positively int a quantum computing setup? Maybe?

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    Gray Lobo

    Sweet! I thought thay gave up on this series. And as it's taken me 2 weeks to watch and others longer apparently it's slipping under a lot of raidars.

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