Chappelle’s Show – I Know Black People Pt. 1

Chappelle’s Show – I Know Black People Pt. 1


WELCOME TO THE SHOW
I KNOW BLACK PEOPLE, WHERE WE TAKE CONTESTANTS
WHO CLAIM TO KNOW BLACK PEOPLE AND PUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE OF AFRICAN-AMERICAN CULTURE
TO THE TEST. THE CONTESTANT WHO ANSWERS
THE MOST QUESTIONS, OF COURSE, WINS OUR GRAND PRIZE. LET’S BRING THEM OUT
ONE AT A TIME NOW. OUR FIRST CONTESTANT
IS A PROFESSOR OF AFRICAN-AMERICAN
STUDIES AND HISTORY AT FORDHAM UNIVERSITY; A NEW YORK CITY
POLICE OFFICER; THIS IS A WRITER
FOR SUCH BLACK TELEVISION SHOWS AS THE CHRIS ROCK SHOW
AND CHAPPELLE’S SHOW; OKAY, OUR NEXT CONTESTANT WORKS
IN A KOREAN GROCERY STORE; THIS IS A DJ AND CLAIMS
TO HAVE MANY BLACK FRIENDS; A SOCIAL WORKER
IN WILMINGTON, DELAWARE; MOST OF HIS BOYS HE GOES
TO SCHOOL WITH ARE BLACK; THE BARBER IN BROOKLYN
WHO CLAIMS THAT 100% OF HIS CLIENTS
ARE BLACK. LET’S PLAY THE GAME. WHAT IS A “BADONKADONK”? A BADONKADONK. A BADONKADONK
IS, LIKE, A, UH– A INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE ASS. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. [whispers]
A BADONKADONK. BIG PENIS. buzz!
I DON’T KNOW. HE’S TALKING
ABOUT MY REAR END, I THINK. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. [laughs] YOU DO HAVE
A BADONKADONK. I MAY HAVE HEARD THAT
ONCE OR TWICE BEFORE, YEAH. I’M TELLIN’ YOU,
WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, THEY’LL TELL THE COPS, “GIRL, YOU GOT
A BADONKADONK.” OOH, THAT’S JUNK
IN THE TRUNK. THAT’S WHAT YOU PUT
YOUR MUG ON. YOU SADDLE UP AND RIDE. THAT’S A BIG…ASS. ding!
HE IS CORRECT. JUNK IN THE TRUNK…
ding! WHAT YOU PUT YOUR MUG UP,
SADDLE UP AND RIDE, OR AN ASS
ARE ALL ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS. [people shouting]
BLACK PEOPLE! WHY DO BLACK PEOPLE
LOVE MENTHOLS SO MUCH? I DON’T–I DON’T KNOW. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. [laughs]
ALL RIGHT. NOBODY KNOWS.
NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE. ‘CAUSE THAT’S
WHAT NEWPORTS ARE? ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. IS IT A FACT THAT THEY LIKE
MENTHOL CIGARETTES? I’M NOT EVEN SURE. I DON’T KNOW– ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. “I DON’T KNOW.”
NO ONE KNOWS. [people shouting]
BLACK PEOPLE! ON THE POPULAR SHOW
GOOD TIMES, WHAT DID MR. BOOKMAN DO
FOR A LIVING? OOH, HE WAS THE HANDYMAN. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. HE WAS THE SUPER. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. LET’S SEE, I DON’T KNOW
WHO BOOKMAN WAS ON GOOD TIMES, SO I’M GONNA HAVE
TO TAKE A GUESS. UM…WAS HE A JANITOR? ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. AMAZING. DID NOT KNOW SEE THE SHOW
YET KNOWS THAT BOOKMAN
WAS CLEANING UP. HE WAS THE JANITOR, AND HIS NICKNAME
WAS BUFFALO BUTT. THAT IS CORRECT
AND A BONUS POINT. THANK YOU. [people shouting]
BLACK PEOPLE! COULD YOU NAME
ANY OF BOOKMAN’S NICKNAMES? BOOGER. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. BUFFALO BUTT. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. CHI-CHI?
CHI-CHI? I AM CHECKING THE JUDGES
FOR CHI-CHI. buzz!
I’M SORRY, THAT’S INCORRECT. HIS NAME WAS BOOKMAN? YES, AND HE WAS FAT. WHAT DID THEY CALL HIM? UH, FAT JANITOR GUY. buzz! [people shouting]
BLACK PEOPLE! WHY DID BLACK PEOPLE
DISTRUST RONALD REAGAN? BECAUSE HE WAS WHITE. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. BECAUSE HE WAS WHITE. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. WHY DID BLACK PEOPLE
DISTRUST RONALD REAGAN? BECAUSE HE TOOK
ALL HIS MONEY. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. BECAUSE HE WAS
A REPUBLICAN. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. WHY DID BLACK PEOPLE
DISTRUST RONALD REAGAN? HMM, HE WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE
TRUSTED IN THE FIRST PLACE. ding!
HE IS CORRECT. [people shouting]
BLACK PEOPLE! TITO, IS PIMPING EASY? NO. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. NO. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. BIG DADDY KANE WOULD SAY,
“IT AIN’T EASY.” “PIMPING AIN’T EASY,”
HE IS CORRECT. IT’S HARD. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. ALL RIGHT, I HAVE
A HARD TIME WITH IT MYSELF. YES, PIMPING, AS A MATTER
OF FACT, AIN’T EASY. IS PIMPING EASY? HELL YEAH.
ding! SOMEHOW THAT IS CORRECT. [people shouting]
BLACK PEOPLE! WHOA, THE COMPETITION’S
HEATING UP. BUT DON’T GO ANYWHERE, BECAUSE WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH MORE I KNOW BLACK PEOPLE. [cheers and applause]

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    Steve Dugger

    Dave is a brilliant comedian ..to bad all the great black comedians material is all about race they could do so much more..that's why I don't watch them any more..they just can't get past racism and grow up…

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    Rob Punsalan

    What?!?! They still have Daveโ€™s stuff on their YouTube channel?!?! Oh the outrage!!!!!! Where my SJWs at?!?!?

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    tony latrell

    โ€œWhy do black people love menthol sooo much?โ€ Uhhhhh I donโ€™t know..CORRECT!!! Nooo body knows๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    Sean Hubbard

    Bro… Watchin the Chappelle Show as a 25 year old HITS SOOOO MUCH HARDER than when I was watching the Chappelle Show as a 12 year old

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    Harlem Vibez

    ๐Ÿ—ฃ โ€œ BLACK PEOPLE โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    Mr. Mayhem

    Itโ€™s not African American, itโ€™s black culture then if not then itโ€™s the same if I have to say European Americans

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    Ikua Muita

    I'm just hearing david ask the question who bookman was, I'm in my head thinking, I don't know which movie or show this was. He was probably a… Janitor. AND I GOT IT RIGHT, bruh moment

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    Obamathanosgoku -Obamanosoku the final memรฉlord

    I think the reason black people like menthols is because of how old KOOLS used to market to their demographic but since barely anybody smokes KOOLS now they just use regular menthols.

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    Brett Dovey

    Never knew who Mr. Chappelle is…so glad that Rotten Tomatoes and other leftist groups made such a stink about his latest show otherwise I'd never have found him!!

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    Flyer

    1 why tf is it always on white to know blacks and prove they are not racist
    2 also people say that is such a white thing to say or your so white, ive never heard "your so black" in my life
    3 these attitudes are what elected people like trump cause whites are sick of getting shit on

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    Ezekiel Glenn

    This is so good. I like how he repeats the correct answer after the contestants get it right. Just like alex trebek does. Genius

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    smith lovy

    Sketches like this are exactly why he quit this show to reassess himself As he said, they weren't laughing with you, they were laughing at you.

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    Josh Hamilton

    "why do black people like menthols?" I know the answer. No one actually likes menthols because they are in fact horrible, this of course includes white people. Needing a brand of cigarette that's definitively black means white people cannot be known to enjoy it. The only way to ensure this is to select a brand so nasty no one would naturally choose it.

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    K. ร˜

    Damn the fact that they were actual contestants. TV will never be the same… nowadays everybody is offended over silly stuff.

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