CHOICES ( CRIME ALLEY ) – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

CHOICES ( CRIME ALLEY ) – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE


Oh for Christ’s sake, can you stop
crying already? It’s just a movie Darling he’s only ten, I told you we
should have watched a cartoon Why did you have to choose Zorro? You should find out how life works! In real life there are no talking cars, or houses floating around with party balloons I’m prepping him for life Well not our life. We’re billionaires! Our life doesn’t have someone poking and slicing people People getting beheaded and their insides hanging out Well maybe it’s time we were more like normal people, live in the real world a little Real world, he’s traumatized now! Are you happy? Where’s the limo Normal people in the real world don’t ride in limousines I don’t know if you noticed but normal people don’t go out through
the back door of the theatre and walk through a dark alley at this time of night Have you noticed that there are no normal people walking around here? So we better get out of here right? We’ll just walk through Crime Alley Walk around rape corner and we’ll head straight home Do you remember we live in a mansion six
miles from here? Exactly because you wanted to stay away from these normal people Hello, good evening. If you give us everything nobody gets hurt, okay? Back off! These Punk’s won’t take a dime! Remember the thing where we’re
billionaires, and this necklace costs far less than one of our dinners We just give it to him and tomorrow we buy a new one Come and get it motherfuckers! You
take the one on the right I’ll take the left Oh my god, I didn’t mean…I…I… You bastard! What have you done?? Wait, watch out! Ahhh… son, get them… Me? Quick, they’re running away without taking anything Sorry, dad… I… I… I don’t know what to do Well, now that you’ve let them escape you have to promise me something… Anything dad! I want you to abdicate your eight billion dollar inheritance and then live like a homeless man fighting in the streets of China against men three times your size and preferably more than one at a time and then I want you to come back here but instead of using your money to enjoy
life I want you to live like a hermit without friends and without family go out every night and punch dangerous armed criminals in the face Wouldn’t it be easier for me to use a gun? No! That’s the very important part, no
guns, just fist fighting That’s the best way to avenge me The revenge thing is really cool, dad, even though all of this is absolutely
your fault but I was thinking here, what do you
think of me spending our eight billion, equipping the police and investing in
social programs for Megalopolisville I’m sure in three to four years this
will be far more efficient than just a guy in a costume beating up armed thugs Yeah… I don’t think so…

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    AGrayPhantom

    Batman's origin story never made any sense. That's why I love the retcon of his mother being the one who orchestrated her husband's murder, but ended up getting killed, too.

    Also, Batman is a self-centered jerk. Instead of putting Joker and other villains in an easily escapable hospital, why not simply bribe a judge to put them in inescapable prisons. He already resorts to torture and other crimes, he should just go all the way and manipulate the justice system, maybe even get Joker the death sentence.

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    Random Guy

    It was all good until the kid spoke without realizing he would be restructuring society to create a police state with a whole set of new problems rather than confronting the current ones.

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    Tsunami! :o

    2:35 Do not invest in social programs… it just breeds more inapts and keeps alive future murderers. No social programs! Instead promote the breeding of nice, helpful, hard working citizens. Make is a selective advantage to be a benefit to society. Genetic selection based on merit and usefulness.

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    Catholic Defender

    When I was 6 my dad took me to plenty of horror movies. Granted I couldn't use a toilet for 2 weeks after he got the Dreamcatcher on early release vhs, but other than that I was fine. Also Martha set Thomas up and Alfred was told to wait at the end of the alley for them if I'm remembering correctly.

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    PLAYSTATIONLOU

    Yeah, but I still think your son is gonna go with his idea. Mainly because he's fully aware that a good chunk of why you and his mom got killed is mostly your fault.

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    Ben B

    In RL there was an incident – the Bernard Goetz "Subway Vigilante" thing in New York.

    A guy, sick of being robbed and beaten to a pulp carried a gun (illegally) and shot a gang of thugs who were going to rob him.

    He was at large for a week, then on advice of his lawyer turned himself in… One man's opinion, bad advice. He avoided life in prison for the 'crime' of self-defense but had a criminal record due to having a gun illegally – and was sued to ruin by the families of his 'victims' no matter that the one "Innocent child, he was mah bahbee!!!" that didn't become a career criminal was the one he shot twice, turning him into a human vegetable… And the police would have arrested him the first day if they knew him, so if he hadn't turned himself in he would have gotten away with it.

    BUT – this is not reported or easily searched – during the week he was at large the police were overwhelmed. Not by going after a psycho vigilante – but by the fear in criminals he inspired. Hyped by the media of course. They were overwhelmed by career criminals turning themselves in, confessing to various crimes, even offering to confess to outstanding crimes to get themselves sheltered and fed and protected from the "Subway Vigilante" for a few months… Now it was early in the implementation of modern "Justice by Points" but frankly the police should have been overjoyed they'd be ahead of their "Quota" for years… But, whoop, they were insulted.

    A nerd pulls out a gun, shoots a gang of violent criminals…they are overwhelmed by other violent criminals turning themselves in… Crime was frozen for a week, very few if any incidents reported.

    Not that I'll say it's a good idea to put on a suit and beat criminals to a bloody pulp. I'm just pointing out a little reported incident from history that the net tends to not report on since it happened before the internet as we know it was in existence. Took a week for college kids to email playboy centerfolds to each other.

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    YouNeedHealing

    and then if you arm the cops with billion dollar weapons you have to worry about the cops in a police state
    fist fights are a much better option.

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    Not your typical weeab

    and so.. a legend begins to rise, as the orphan is sent to a farm to relax in the company of therapeutic crows..

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    Great Power

    Son: Sensible solution to the problem of crime
    Father: "Son be quiet, I'm trying to make you batman!!"
    It's like how to train your dragon meets Batman…

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    Papi K

    He cries al zorro's movie, but looks ok walk on crime ally, rape corner and who knows kill avenue????maybe????

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    Giacomo Sorbi

    Are this Crow origins?

    Anyway, in this version of the Batman mythos, they all dodged a bullet. I mean: think how much more painful it would have been to pick the other movie in the cinema – Waterworld!

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    Anatolie Andreev

    And he is right.
    If Batman wasn't Batman. Ghostam would survive in it's own shell universe but not in "Society of virtue" universe or "DLC" landscape for what matters

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    Caleb Lambright

    The Mask of Zorro is an amazing movie
    With a very shitty sequel which shall never be named the kids a pussy

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    Matt Brown

    Batman sponsors and orchestrates a ridiculous number of social programs, on a global scale. He's probably responsible for more positive social development than any single other person. He doesn't just fight people.

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    Mike George

    Didn't government social programs start in the 60's and giving the police more weapons in the 80's? How is that working out… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10Lt3CQR7bU

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    kamu747

    You do realize Zorro is the like the Spanish provincial version of Batman. He is wealthy. Has a Butler that keeps his secret. He hides his beautiful intelligent horse. Lives in a mansion. Dresses in black. Has superb fighting skills and fights corrupt and violent criminals and everyone fears him.

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    Sav3TheWorld

    The police are corrupt and only work for the wealthy. Yet, the owner of a rich company gets murdered in public, with it being Called a robbery gone wrong…..and also, the criminal is never found and the police don't even try to investigate. The company and all its wealth is then given to Other people now that the actual owner is dead and their son is too young…..seems totally legit, and not blatantly showing how the government and society make it impossible for people to change things for the better. Investing in social programs is Definitely not a lie used to present people with a false solution.

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    Sav3TheWorld

    Comics make no sense…..but the police and governments are good and society can be fixed in these way, I know because comic books told me so!
    Do the writers not realize that they are basically "Baby powder man", even though they are the ones who Created "Baby Poweder Man"?

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    Saaduddin Ansari

    His Dad refused to Die at the end and made a Miraculous Recovery on the spot after hearing his Son making a Rational proposition…

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    Echo Of Horror

    That’s okay because a insane Batman turned into the Batman who laughs will just send the punisher Batman to go around the multiverse killing all the Batmen who did the right thing as this young fella just did!

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    Aza Smith

    This guy's rich, so he probably had a a very expensive amount of cocaine that day and that's why he's acting like this.

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    Arctic Ruffner

    🤮 A kid was traumatized by “The Mark if Zorro”? Do any of you have children (nephews don’t count)? BTW, great idea giving 8 billion dollars to a corrupt city government. I’m sure that’ll mark it to those who truly need it without a hitch. Do any of you have, y’know, money either?

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    Elijah 314

    2:57

    First of all I love this channel You've earned a subscription!

    Second I wondered why they walked down Crime Alley in the first place

    And finally Third his father shouldn't have been able to finish that sentence

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    aspinia

    "Wait, watch out the knife" this mugger wanted to avoid another tragedy, he didn't even had the intention to kill the woman.

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    kelechi ojobor

    I have always wonder why batman parents who were millionaires have to walk down a dark alley in d night when they are supposed to be in their car

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    pkleaf

    Therepist: So how did you become The Joker, Mr. Chill?
    Joe: When you accidentally kill two people in a few seconds, you start to think that's what you're meant to do.

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