We’re not doing… go dang it!
Just keep going, I’ll just edit it out. Ok! We’ve already made… I guarantee I won’t smokin no more.
Well I mean you’re smoking right now so I have to take down your information.
You ain’t taking shit down! I’ll, I’ll put the cigarette out.
Oh, no no no! You’re a dick!
You are a f***ing dick! You are going to smoke that f***ing cigarette.
Hahahha You have your ID on you?
Yep. Can I see it?
Yup, ok. Who are you? What are you?
Um, I’m just here to make a citizens’ arrest. Serious?
What do you mean citizens’ arrest? What did we do wrong?
Uh, this is a no videotape or camera zone. I don’t have the authority to check this out.
I understand. Alright, you understand? So can I take down
your name? I haven’t even recorded anything…
Can I take down you name please? Do you have your name?
My name is Gordon. And how old are you?
I’m 27. Alright what about you?
Demarcus. He’s recording!
I’ll deal with him in a minute. What do you mean you’ll deal with him in a
minute? Alright, I’m going to have to ask you to calm
down. I am calm!
Alright.. He’s recording and you’re not going over there
to talk to him? I’ll deal with him in a minute.
Alright. I’m going to have to call the uh local PD
so if you just wait right here. Are you pranking us?
Ya. Hahahaha. I knew it!
I was like.. WHAT! hahahah hahahahahah oh! You have your ID on you?
Ya? can I see it for a minute? Is this your bench?
No I just like to patrol these streets, keep them clean, you know. You are in violation of 2 city ordinances
right now. Oh.
You’re actually not allowed to have a dog unattended, you have to have the leash on
your hands at all times, and you’re not allowed to be eating in this area.
You have to be like actually in a restaurant or in the restaurant’s patio.
Do you have your ID on you? Ya.
What’s going on? Can I see this? alright.
Ok, what is this? I’m not allowed to eat here and she’s supposed
to be in my hand. I was not aware of that. Is there any way we can get a warning or anything
like that? I’m just going to give them a call and they’ll
come down here if you guys just wait right here. You’re not allowed to sit here, you have to
be like on a designated bench. Oh, I’m sorry. It’s against city ordinance. Do you have your ID on you?
No! I’ll just move. Alright, just hold on a minute.
No! What’s your problem? Are you guys aware that it’s against school
ordinance to be smoking within 20 feet of this building?
Do you have your id on you? Ya. Are you just fucking with us or what?
No man. Oh for real, I mean we can just move…
I mean you’d have to stay right here, you know. I’d have to detain you until the police
Are you serious right now? Ya, I’m serious, 100%
Why? Can I see your ID please?
Ya…. Alright, do you have your ID on you?
Yes sir… So your major is criminal JUSTICE?
Alright man, ya, if you’d just hold on I’m going to get them on the line here. Is this you?
Most of the time. Alright. There was a rape here two days ago. And you
uh fit the exact description of the person. I’m going to have to make a citizens’ arrest.
Do you have your ID on you? Yes, I do.
I don’t know why someone would do something like that.
Alright man. There just going to come down here, if you could wait here for a few minutes.
Ok, jeez. Alright man. Against ordinance to be smoking within 20
feet of the building? Ummm, why do they have the ashtrays here?
Oh.. Shit. Alright man. Ya, we got the person right here. Umm, ya,
he fell for it. Ohh my god!!
Dude, we have a video camera right here. Holy shit!
I’m just f***ing with you bro. We’re doing like a social experiment for YouTube.
You scared the shit out of me! I’m so sorry to scare you man.
Oh my god.. no that’s cool! Do you mind if you’re on my video? Yah, that’s
fine! Ya, they fell for it. There on camera right
now. Oh!! F*** you!!!
f*** you, you’re an asshole. Where?
We’re doing a social experiment. hahahaha
Oh, I was like there is no way this is for real! We’re doing a social…
F*** you! We’re doing a little social experiment.
Alright, fair enough. I’m sorry to bother you man.
God damn, I was about to…. Where? Is that going to be on YouTube or something?
If it’s ok with you. Ya, I think we got the guy. He looks pretty
hostile, I’m going to need some backup. Ya…. ya he fell for it.
hahaha I’m just messing with you bro, we’re making
a sociology experiment. Oh, so it’s going on YouTube?
Ya, social…. Can I give a shoutout?
Ya man. Let’s go. What up, what up, what up!
Man it’s the ??? We just got punkd by social sketch, he got
us big time. Uhm. shout out to everyone that’s watching, subscribe to his channel man, this
guy is the best. Hell yeah! We have three different people calling in
saying that this occurred. Do you
have your IDs on you?
yea. Are we being detained? Yes you are. Your being
detained. Is your license through Kansas? Uh, California.
California.. Yeah man, my buddy right here just got disorderly