Citizenship Matters – The Feed

Citizenship Matters – The Feed


G’day, I’m Michael Hing and this is Parliament House She’s a beauty, isn’t she. It’d be a shame if something happened to her. The Australian Parliament is a fragile ecosystem that has existed for literally dozens of years. But lately, nasty little buggers from overseas have been sneaking in because of lax checks at every level. And this, can upset the delicate balance of old white men and ambitious social climbers that make up the majority of our houses of parliament. Take this little fella for example. Sure, he looks harmless enough But he’s actually a climate change denier who thinks that bankers internationally are trying to control the world through environmentalism Plus, up until December 2016 he was a British Citizen. We’re doing our best to keep them out but we’re going to need you to help protect this unique and vibrant land. It’s important to declare any foreign citizenship when entering the Australian Parliament. This’ll ensure that you’re not in breach of section 44 of the constitution Because if you don’t and you get caught and you will be caught you’ll have to resign your seat in parliament. Unless your mum signed you up for Italian citizenship without you knowing Apparently that’s fine. But we also need you to be on the lookout for any warning signs from fellow politicians. Make note of any suspicious behaviour you might see CARP! Two million tonnes of carp. We have to bury the carp. Be alert, not alarmed. It’s important you do the checks yourself. because the parties have been shown to be deeply incompetent on this issue. And maybe, maybe just check if someone was literally born in another country. Keeping the australian parliament safe from dual citizens is everybody’s responsibility. So remember

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    Reef Larkin

    tbh being born in another country doesn't give you automatic citizenship in most places- America and Canada are more exceptions than the rule.

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