Craig Ferguson Became An American Citizen Just In Time

Craig Ferguson Became An American Citizen Just In Time


>>Stephen: NOW, YOU AND I, WE HAVE MET ONCE BEFORE. IT’S THE BATHROOM AT THE
GRAMMYS — NO, THE EMMYS.>>Stephen: I WAS IN THE
BATHROOM WITH KANYE IN THE GRAMMYS, WITH YOU AT THE EMMYS. A WONDERFUL PLACE TO MEET.>>I WANTED TO BE YOUR FRIEND
AND I WAS FOLLOWING YOU AROUND THE BATHROOM AND I WAS, LIKE,
HEY! I TRIED TO BE YOUR FRIEND AND I
WANTED TO COME IN WITH YOU, STEPHEN, BUT YOU WOULDN’T LET
ME, BUT HERE I AM NOW. TOUCH ME AGAIN. THANK YOU.>>Stephen: DO YOU WORK OUT? I WORK OUT. ONLY THIS ARM, THOUGH. (LAUGHTER)
I’M LIKE ARRRRR! TOUCH MY ARM AND SEE WHAT I DO.>>Stephen: YOU FLEXED?! I DID NOT!>>Stephen: YOU DIDN’T CARE
WHAT THIS FELT LIKE. THAT’S A MAN SECURE IN HIS OWN
MANLINESS.>>YEAH, AND THAT WAS ME
FLEXING.>>Stephen: YOU ARE AN
AMERICAN CITIZEN NOW.>>I AM. I HAVE BEEN FOR SOME TIME. (APPLAUSE)
THAT’S WHY IF TRUMP BECOMES PRESIDENT I’M, LIKE, YOU CAN’T
TOUCH ME, I’M HERE, IT’S COOL.>>Stephen: YOU GOT IN UNDER
THE TRUMP LIMIT, AS WE CALL IT.>>THE SCOTTISH PEOPLE ARE OUT
BUILDING A WALL.>>Stephen: THEY ALREADY HAD
ONE.>>NO, THE ROMANS BUILT THE WALL
TO KEEP THE SCOTTISH PEOPLE OUT.>>Stephen: COULDN’T DO IT. IT’S A LESSON FROM OUR HISTORY.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: ARE YOU MORE
PATRIOTIC THAN REGULAR AMERICANS BECAUSE YOU CHOSE AMERICA. YOU MARRIED INTO THIS FAMILY
KNOWING WHAT YOU WERE GETTING. THE REST OF US WERE BORN HERE.>>TO BE FAIR, FIRST OF ALL,
TRUMP WASN’T RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT WHEN I AM AN AMERICAN
CITIZEN (APPLAUSE)
>>Stephen: THAT’S TRUE. AND I ALSO THINK, YES, A
LITTLE BIT IN THE SENSE THAT YOU’RE CATHOLIC BUT YOU WERE
BORN A CATHOLIC.>>Stephen: I CAN LEAVE
ANYTIME, THOUGH.>>YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW PEOPLE WHO
BECOME CATHOLICS LATER ON IN LIFE —
>>Stephen: THEY PRAY WITH THE ELBOWS OUT.>>THEY’RE A LITTLE MORE JESUS-Y
THAN THE REGULAR CATHOLIC.>>Stephen: BECAUSE THEY
CHOSE.>>CHANGING YOUR NATIONALITY IS
AN ACT OF FAITH, ANY FAITH IS ENHANCED BY HAVING A LITTLE
DOUBT AND CONCERN. WHEN I LOOK AT MY OWN
PATRIOTISM, IT’S STILL FERVENT AND THERE, BUT IT’S A LITTLE
DIFFERENT THAN IT WAS OF THE JULY FOURTH FEELING OF BECOMING
A CITIZEN. NOW IT’S, LIKE, HOW DO BECOME
INVOLVED IN ELECTING THE PRESIDENT AND THAT SORT OF
THING.>>Stephen: DID YOU BECOME A
CITIZEN JULY FOURTH?>>NO.>>Stephen: IT’S LIKE ASKING A
GIRL TO MARRY YOU AT THE TOP OF THE EIFFEL TOWER.>>DID YOU DO THAT?>>Stephen: NO, I’M NOT AS
ROMANTIC AS I COULD BE.>>I’M SURE YOU WIFE SAID OKAY,
ANYWAY. DON’T PROPOSE A WOMAN ON TOP OF
THE EIFFEL TOWER BECAUSE YOU WANT A WOMAN TO SETTLE FOR LESS.>>Stephen: THE BOTTOM OF A
MINE SHAFT.>>THAT’S CORRECT. IT’S GOING TO BE BETTER,
BABY!>>Stephen: WHY “JOIN OR DIE?”
CAN I GET A SHOT OF THAT?>>THAT’S A TATTOO ON MY ARM. BEN FRANKLIN PUT THIS IN A
CARTOON, WE MUST COME TOGETHER, A UNITED CALLING. SO IT BECAME A SYMBOL OF THE
UNITED COLONIES WHICH BECAME THE UNITED STATES AND I THOUGHT IT
WOULD BE NICE TO GET THAT WHEN I BECAME A CITIZEN. I HAVE OTHERS BUT THEY’RE
ELSEWHERE.>>Stephen: DOES THIS DEAL
WITH A PART OF AMERICAN HISTORY.>>I THINK THE FIRST YEARS WERE
TOO CONTEMPORARY. I THINK WE SHOULD GO BACK A
LITTLE FURTHER. RIGHT NOW IT TENDS TO BE IN THE
LAST 50 TO 100 YEARS AND TENDS TO BE AMERICAN HISTORY. THESE ARE SOME OF THE TOPICS —
>>Stephen: THESE ARE SOME OF THE TOPICS COMING UP ON THE NEW
SHOW, CAN I ASK YOU ABOUT THEM?>>YEAH. BUT I’M NOT PUTTING MYSELF OUT
AS A HISTORY BUFF. I’M NOT BUFF LIKE YOU ARE BUFF.>>Stephen: OR IN THE BUFF. WELL…>>Stephen: RATINGS, RATINGS. RATINGS ARE IMPORTANT.>>Stephen: NEVER SAY NEVER. I DON’T KNOW IF ME BEING
NAKED WILL GET ANYBODY WATCH THE HISTORY CHANNEL.>>Stephen: WE’LL GET TO SEE
THE OTHER TATTOO!>>WE WATCHED DYNASTY AND NOW A
NAKED DUDE, YEAH!>>Stephen: WELL, IT’S THE
HISTORY CHANNEL. FOR A LONG TIME IT WAS HITLER
THEN ALIENS.>>THAT’S PART OF OUR HISTORY,
STEPHEN, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, HITLER!>>Stephen: AND ALIENS. WE HAVE COME FROM ANOTHER
PLANET!>>Stephen: YEAH, THAT WAS A
GOOD HITLER ALIEN! THAT WAS SPOOKY! (APPLAUSE)
>>YES, I ONLY WORK OUT ON THIS SIDE —
(GERMAN ACCENT)>>Stephen: MOST OVERRATED
FIGURE IN AMERICAN HISTORY AND WHY? WHO’S THAT?>>AT THE MOMENT, I THINK IT HAS
TO BE KANYE, BUT LATER… (LAUGHTER)
>>Stephen: HE’S IN DEBT. I DON’T BELIEVE IT. I THINK IT’S A PLOY.>>Stephen: REALLY? HOW CAN HE BE IN DEBT?>>Stephen: HAVE YOU SEEN HOW
HE LIVES? IT WAS POSSIBLE.>>HE’S GOT CLOTHING LINES AND,
YOU KNOW, DOESN’T THAT MAKE YOU RICH IF YOU HAVE A CLOTHING
LINE?>>Stephen: I’VE NEVER HAD A
CLOTHING LINE. DO YOU HAVE A CLOTHING LINE?>>I’D LIKE TO PUT ONE TOGETHER.>>Stephen: WE’RE IN THE WRONG
BUSINESS.>>50-YEAR-OLD SCOTTISH DUDE. I WANT TO LOOK LIKE THAT GUY!>>Stephen: DO YOU REMEMBER
THE THINGS YOU HAD TO LEARN FOR YOUR AMERICAN — FOR YOUR
CITIZENSHIP TEST?>>NO, I DID IT WHEN IT WAS
EASIER. THEY CHANGED THE TEST AND MADE
IT HARDER. WHEN I DID IT, IT’S LIKE, DO YOU
HATE AL QUAIDA? YOU’RE IN!>>Stephen: THAT WAS IT? YEAH.>>Stephen: ARE YOU STILL
SCOTTISH? DO YOU HAVE DUAL CITIZENSHIP?>>YES, YOU CAN HAVE IT REMOVED. YOUR PEOPLE ARE ORIGINALLY FROM
FRANCE, I WOULD IMAGINE.>>Stephen: NO, MINE ARE FROM
IRELAND. IT’S SORT OF FAKE FRENCH, BUT
I’M FROM IRELAND.>>YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME TO
FRENCHJT>>Stephen: IT’S COLE-BERT,
BUT I’M PRETENTIOUS.>>HE SAID SOMETHING SO
DEPRECATING AND YOU WENT, YEA! YOU GUYS ARE JERKS!>>Stephen: WHAT’S YOUR
QUESTION?>>I WAS THINKING ABOUT TRUMP
BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT MIGHT COME UP IN MY DISCUSSIONS. YOU KNOW HIS MOTHER WAS
SCOTTISH.>>Stephen: I HEARD THAT,
YEAH.>>WELL, THAT’S THE (BLEEP)
PROBLEM RIGHT THERE! CAN I SAY THAT ON CBS NOW? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>Stephen: OH, YEAH! YOU CAN SAY (BLEEP) ALL YOU WANT
ON CBS NOW! YEAH! THAT’S ONE OF THE BIGGEST
CHANGES. THEY LOVE IT! THEY LOVE IT!>>IF I HAD KNOWN THAT I WOULD
HAVE (BLEEP) STAYED! (LAUGHTER)
BUT HIS MOTHER IS SCOTTISH AND YOU’RE LOOKING AT A MAN WHOSE
MOTHER IS SCOTTISH AND NOT ENOUGH THERAPY.>>Stephen: WHO TEES THE
GREATEST SCOT?>>SEAN CONNERY, WITHOUT A
DOUBT.>>Stephen: ARE YOU GUYS FROM
THE SAME AREA.>>NO, IT’S A EAST COAST-WEST
COAST THING. IT’S A BIGGIE TUPAC.>>Stephen: DO YOU HAVE A
BEEF?>>NO, HE’S 84 YEARS OLD AND CAN
STILL KICK MY ASS.>>Stephen: “JOIN OR DIE WITH
CRAIG FERGUSON” PREMIERES FEBRUARY 18TH AT
11:00 PM ON THE HISTORY CHANNEL. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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    Thomas Riseborough

    God Craig is my favourite late night host I’ve ever seen, guy was quick, great conversationalist and brilliantly well read. Late night miss him

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    notthatinnocent86

    I was actually interested in this video until i noticed the description.

    Christ, colbert, cant go two fucking shows without talking about trump for 20 minutes

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    juggernaught79

    I remember when Colbert was funny without being a prick. Craig Ferguson however is the freakin best. I miss his late show.

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    Jessica

    Man, he have the best fan base, maybe not the fanbase with more people, but certainly the most faithful and with a sense of humor

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    Mall_rat 3000

    I love Craig Ferguson. Even as he is clearly always trying to “deconstruct the talk show” he is still hilarious and really makes you feel like it’s a conversation between friends. I like his conversational humor so much more than his stand up, tbh.

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    Luke Rogerson

    Stephen I hate to break it to you but you can't get out of Catholicism once you're in you're in for life there's no way out so just deal with that.

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    Chhana Chhuaha

    Who's the dude in the interviewer seat lol! interviewing a legend….. Must be tuff getting owned , whoever you are lol

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    GorcStew

    wtf is with all the creepy closeups like we are meant to be looking in to his soul? they should totally fire this camera man it was really distracting and weird lol

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    Optimistic Whovian

    He's only on for ten minutes and he still manages to hijack the normal chat show convention lol Colberts question card went straight to the trash. I miss Craig on chat.

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    Jack Meiov

    How did Craig become a citizen just in time ? Lol . Kinda alittle exaggerating reality with these two . Craig and his Scottish people from Scotland , have never been in danger of being turned away from a so called closed up society like these two morons are trying to push. Trump doesnt run a closed up society . Thats what Kim Jun Un does in North Korea . Trump isnt stopping people , he feels are in the best interest of America , like Scots from entering America , to live in America or become US citizens. Just more misinformation from dense Liberal society .

    Where do people especially Hollywood Liberal baffoons like George Clooney , or Cher go for safety and security now in the world ? They dont go to Paris or Europe . They run as fast as they can back to Trump's so called Nazi nation to feel safe . Those are the facts .

    Trump has been on record wanting more Scandinavians , Europeans , Scottish , and Irish people to migrate to America and become citizens . Obama never advocated for that . There's nothing wrong with Trump wanting more Anglo Saxons in America .

    Barack Obama Mama Ding Dong was pushing for 8 miserable years for everyone in the world , especially Africans ,no matter who they were , to Migrate to America even criminals . And he is treated like some damn god or something for it for only advocating for black people , and not any other color to migrate to America ? Fuck that . He pissed off alot of Americans as well trying to open America up to ANYONE to migrate to America without being vetted or screened in most cases .

    I am sure Trump would love his heritage of people he is related to in Scotland to migrate more to America than half of South American peasants .Craig and Steven are kissing on that same Liberal Hollywood ass again .

    Look most Americans dont want to have half of Africa and South American riff raff invading America as refugees or migrants .

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    Bettina Zwerdling

    Love Craig. Miss him. Like Robin…..two brilliant geniuses at play… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBp7RybcrHQ

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    tallinn30

    What a fucking wanker. No wonder he was chased out of Cummbernauld. What a fucking mess that his hard drive must be. Just don't let him babysit your teenage daughter.

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    Khair Owen Sullivan 2

    he's not one of the best. He is the best late night talk show host. He came, fucked and fried our brains to the point we got addicted to him, left in the classiest way possible. What he did with late night is just legendary. You'll never get a show like that again. Thank you Late Night Scottish Douchebag. I fuckin love ya. m/

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    D.E.B. B

    Ah, yes, Stephen is pretentious. So are most other people; look at how many here actually believe that anyone gives a crap about what they have written in the comment section, assuming that everyone else will read it. Like how many people I think will read mine. Should be none, because I'm an ass, but if you're reading this, ah HA! You've been wasting too much time here, too!

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    Cat Monkey

    I miss Craig so much. We could have really used him during this 2016+ sh!tshow. Still mad about him. Mad, I tell you!!

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    Grizzly Bear

    Watch the exchange between Craig and Robin Williams, maybe the most epic thing I have ever seen.

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    Lori Wolfcat

    Craig Ferguson is blunt, a little flirt with Everyone, and a total jerk to everyone . . . We love him! 😹😻

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    Durox Kilo

    talk-talk-talk, etc, talk-talk, "see you in the bathroom"
    that's what i like about smart people: they're not stupid.

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    harshiita soni

    For some reason… I really like it Everytime Craig runs his hand in his hand and puts his flick back

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    Grackle2012

    Ahhhhhahahahahahaha! Got you good Craig! "Oh Obama is President so I think I'll become an American. What could possibly go wrong….." Trump! Gotcha! "Screw this I'm going back to the UK…" Boris Johnson and Brexit! Double gotcha! But seriously, poor Craig. Wish he still had his late show. I miss Secretariat.

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    TheConspiracy Realist

    Too bad he didn't follow thru on preventing Trump from becoming president… but on the other it gave him TONS of more comedic material to work with!

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    ƒяεεÞФϻ ƒîgнтεя

    Is every show all about Trump bashing now? Ask a question totally unrelated to Trump, but get Trump as an immediate answer everytime. 2+2=9??? Looks like a dose of that TDS I keep hearing about.

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