CROW & CHRIS AND RUBBER NIPPLES – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

CROW & CHRIS AND RUBBER NIPPLES – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE


Commissioner, I already heard about the
mayor. Who is it this time? Do you have any leads? Crow? Yes? What is this? What? This twenty year-old fellow next to you He’s my son Your son? I didn’t know you had a son I didn’t until last week Was he already 20 last week? Don’t you think it would be weirder to adopt a…I don’t know…fourteen-year-old boy No, because he’s 20 you know… I think this could only be weirder if he was naked and it looks like he is…is he? What? No, he’s not naked! Well, I can see his nipples from here Those are not his nipples Actually, they are They are molds of your nipples but not your actual nipples Chris, let me do the talking So it’s a combat suit then…with nipples You think it’s weird don’t you? Why would a combat suit have nipples? Uhm, why wouldn’t it? I just don’t understand… why you would want someone to think you’re naked? Especially when you’ve just adopted a muscular 20 year old who also looks like he’s naked? And where’s… your… penis? My penis? Yeah, shouldn’t the suit also have a penis? No, of course not! It just doesn’t make sense, it’s like you were eunuchs You look like one of those creatures in guillermo del toro movies it’s super bizarre I’ve got underwear on! But your underwear is from the same material and color as the rest of the suit why don’t you put on some trunks from another material and color? Trunks? You want me to put on
trunks over the suit? I don’t want anything, I’m just trying to figure out a way to get you off this roof without getting arrested I’m wearing a belt! Doesn’t that count? You’re wearing a belt on a rubber outfit your pants have muscles Crow, what’s this belt supposed to be holding? it’s like you’re a stripper! And one of the bad ones The belt is also made of rubber, it’s just for decoration Chris! What did I tell you? I don’t know, it’s all very strange Crow This boy is bigger than you We’re gonna have to explain this adoption thing to everyone Can we at least tell people he’s your boyfriend? Well, I think it’s time to go save the
mayor right ? The mayor was rescued 15 minutes ago I was going to tell you before, but it took you 40 minutes to show up Right, well at least it all worked out He lost his left hand in an explosion during his rescue Okay, if you want to know it was the first time Chris put on the suit We needed more baby powder and almond oil then I thought don’t ask… please

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    Jonatan Oliveira

    Crow é o Batman dos filmes dos anos 90, Bernard é da série de TV dos anos 60, e o Black Badness é uma parte da paródia dos superamigos, meio que o "batman" deles…

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    ChocoboKid

    If the Crow had a female sidekick, let's call her Crowette or something. Would her suit have nipples? Follow-up question, would they be censored?

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    Lucas Leonel

    Really great guys, but where's "Panther Answers" in English? (I guess most people have no idea what I'm talking about).

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    John Stephenson

    I like how the Batman forever cast knew they were in a bad movie at the SAME TIME THEY WHERE SHOOTING THE MOVIE 😂.

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    namekman01

    for those of you that dont get it, there was an actual batman movie (batman forever) where robin was 20-something years old, and their suits had nipples. it also couldnt decide if it was a silly adam west style batman movie, or a dark and serious batman movie.

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    Renato Figueiredo do Nascimento

    ''don't ask, please'' kkkk tá na hora de sair um filme dessa porra aí hein… muito bom

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    Luiz P

    Me digam que vai ter outro EP em que eles se assumem namorados mesmo, shippei muito. Ñ aceito um não !!

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    Soren Veluxidus

    For some reason I stopped being subscribed and missed like 2 months worth of videos.

    Having a blast just binging them all

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    José Pazelli

    what i love in society of virtue is that it shows that super heroes are a very gay thing, and i love it.

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    Phoenixesper1

    BWAHAHAHAHA!!! QUICK! Someone get a time machine and bring this video back to 1996 and give it to joel schumaker… perhaps that tragedy can be prevented! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    Tyler Witt

    I understood the commissioner's concerns about the suit until he asked why you couldn't see their penises. That just made it weird.

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    FunkYeah

    I'm glad someone made the case for trunks, because honestly, Superman and Batman look naked without their trunks …and it's weird.

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    Kageryu

    Is "Chris" actually his superhero name or his civilian name? Because It makes no sense for Urban Crow to use his civilian name to be used when playing vigilante.

    I'm thinking his superhero name could be perhaps…"Nevermore?" Or "Rave" Because he is teamed up with a guy named Crow.

    And yeah,I'm still revisiting old episodes.

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