in the middle of the Pacific Ocean the
Society of virtue faces a terrible and abominable sea creature they are: Bolt!
The second fastest sprinter in the world Majestic! The second strongest person in
the world Black Badness! Second-in-command of the Society of
virtue and the Big Bang the fastest man in the world the strongest man in the
world and the top leader of our super powerful group. Mmm-hmm. Okay I can’t take this anymore not now black badness,
please. What’s happening oh oh I can’t, that’s enough for me
you can stop Big Bang. Stop what what are you talking about?
You’re not fooling anyone Big Bang. All those moans and that heavy breathing.
That’s very offensive Big Bang, it’s condescending to us! Yeah really it’s not
cool, it makes us feel like we’re not enough for you. That we’re not able to
make you reach the maximum level of danger during our adventures. You’re
faking it Big Bang and you’re bad at faking it. Are you saying that these
tentacles are really hurting you really? They’re… they’re knitting my
clothes and it’s quite uncomfortable. I don’t know if you realize but this is
not cotton it’s linen and it’s pretty hard to iron this did you know that? I
knew it I knew it were you always faking it? Was it always
a lie? Of course it was, he can raise a building with one arm, do you think he’s
ever been in danger? He was faking it Every time! I think now you’re going a
little too far black badness. Oh am I? Just like that time the Mackinator got
all of us? Or the gorilla crook? Or the little boy William? oh whoa
Even I was faking that one. He had a terminal disease and we just went to the
hospital to cheer him up It was really special to see how he was
fighting for his life while struggling against adversity to achieve his dreams.
His dream was to dominate the world and create a new world order! At least he
didn’t lie to his friends. I…I wasn’t lying to you I I just wanted to feel
part of the group…do you think it’s easy for me to never have a black eye? Never
have an emotional heroic overcoming moment? I just wanted you to see me as I
see you…as equals. You’re not like us Big Bang and we love you just the way you
are. You know what I see Big Bang? I see my super friend. You know when I see you
guys? A lot of blood and spotlights in front of me, I think there’s something
bursting inside of me… is that normal? Are you all feeling like that? Or is it just me? I’m sorry guys but this is serious I don’t know if I just shit my
pants or if there’s something more serious leaking out of me… Really, are you still laughing because of that or is it because my eyeballs are
already 80% out of my face? I can’t believe you think that so funny.