From UPSC Aspirant to Civil Servant Stand up Comedy on Life in Academy

From UPSC Aspirant to Civil Servant Stand up Comedy on Life in Academy


Hummara jo stuggle tha na dosto Wo Bahot Purana Tha Jab Hummara first attempt tha na To hum kehte they Bhagwan IAS Banado Bhagwan IAS Banado, Bhagwan neeche aake bolte Beta IPS Bana du? Tum kehte nahi, Bhagwan IAS Bana do Fir Do Teen Attempts nahi hue clear Pukhraj Wukhraj daalna shuru kiya To prayer ka content change ho gya, mandir jaake keh rhe ho Abey Bhagwan Pondicherry Police Service dilwa de yaar Pondicherry Administrative Service bhi nahi chahiye, I am born to become a PPS Fir Hum Railways mein aa gye Ab railways mein aisa hai main 16th December ko aya Aur 18th December ko mere ek dost ka mujhe phone aya Kehta hai “Arre Prashant Bhai pahoch gaye Gujarat?” Aajkal log mujhe “Bhai” bulate hai, jab se exam clear hua hai na Mereko log Bhai bulane lag gye hai In saalo ko naam bhi nahi pata tha kya hai, jab main struggle kar raha tha Ab itni baar Bhai Bhai Sun Chuka hu ,lagta hai mera Sir name bhi Bhai hai *Edited: Ek Inside Joke tha :D* Yaha aisa hai UP Bihar ki janta badi hai And that is very good, bahot badhiya log hai, bade chilled out log hai Aur fortunately mere bahot saare dost bhi UP Bihar ke hai Par ab dheere dheere unki Language ka asar mujhpe aa rha hai Mujhe ab Darr lag raha hai jab main agle mahine ghar jaunga Aur mere dost bolenge dekho Gujarat se aya hai Gujarati bolega Aur mere muh se niklega “Kaa Be” “Tumko Kaa laga Gujarati Bolenge?” Maine Weight Put-on Kar lia hai, to main Gym Jaunga Seediyon se upar chaduga third floor pe aur Swimming jaunga, to hota kya hai yaar Pahune Hostel (A Hostel in Academy) ki jo lift hai na Woh bhi aapko kehti hai mote bahar nikal, seedio se ja Kyunki iska third floor ka button hi nahi chalta Jab main yaha aya tha mera angootha itna straight tha ab ye aisa ho chuka hai To aap jab Ground Floor pe jab jaoge na Aur lift ka darwaja band ho jayega, To chhoti si screen pe koi aisa karta dikhe na? To Samajh jao, Woh third floor jaa raha hai To maine kaha agar lift hi keh rhi hai seediyo se jaa to seedio se chale jaate hai Ab jab aap seedio se first floor pe chadte ho, koi problem nahi Jab aap second floor pe chadte ho, thodi thodi Saans chadni shuru ho jaati hai Third floor pe chadte hi aisa lagta hai Saffola ka ad chal rha hai Jab main yaha aya academy mein, to mujhe laga yahan koi problem nahi hogi, itni greenery hai itni cleanliness hai itni courtesy se log baat kar rahe hai, yahan kya problem ho sakti hai, yaha koi problem nahi ho sakti, tabhi ek notice aya PT !!! at 6: 30 am Ab mujhe na P.T se koi problem nahi hai Mujhe problem hai un 10 ladko se Jab instructor kehta hai na, ek round maar ke aao… Ghodo ki tarah dod rahe hai, jaise race lagi ho Shayad kisi senior ne unhe bewkoof banaya hai ki bhai jaldi pahochoge to Zone allocation ho jayega Hon’ble DG Sir Khade hoke kahenge Achha tumne North jana hai tum North Jao tum South Central Jao Aur Yahi log aapko Yoga ke session mein bhi mil jayenge Aap bologe Ommmmmm woh abhi bhi kar rha hoga OOOOOOOOOOOOOO….. Stamina ka competetion kar rhe hai To ab maine socha bahot ho gya ab swimming karta hu Par swimming Chashme waalo ke liye bahot dangerous hai Sahi mein, ek to chashma utar gaya, Sab dhundhla dikh raha hai Upar se Goggles dal gaye , aur dhundhla dikh raha hai Mujhe lagega koi dost ayega aur mere paas aake kahega kya haal hai Mujhe dikhega nahi to usko bura lagega ki dekho response nahi diya, to maine rule banaya ki koi bhi mujhe dhundhla bhi dikh gya na jo aise kar rha ho To main bhi jawab mein confidently aise kar dunga To main gaya swimming karne…… Akhiri baar 10 baar aisa ho gaya koi aa rha hai Aise kar raha hai, main bhi aise kar raha hu 11vi baar koi aya, aise kar rha hai Maine Bhi confidently aise kar dia, woh aadmi mere paas aya kehta hai ” Sir Main instructor hai..” Pichhli Dus Baar Bhi Main hi tha Iss poore pool main main hu aur aap ho Main itni dair se aise aise kar raha hu, ki aapse ho rahi hai ya nahi, aap bhi aise aise kar rhe ho, strain pad jayega To Dosto, in conclusion, maine ek kavita banai hai Aur kavita itni deep meaning waali hai, aise rulane waali hai Likhte Likhte main khud so gya tha Ghalib Sahab mere sapne mein aaye Kehte ” Bro, this was awesome Bro” You must get full marks in all the thirteen subjects (in our Foundation Course) Bro Ye Ghalib, sahab ne kaha tha To.. Title Nahi hai, Waise hi sun lo Attempts Par attempts maar maar kar Answer writings se panne faad faad kar Delhi di kudiyan taad taad kar Ab hum bhi afsar bann gaye hai Ab hummare bhi seene tann gye hai Wah wah bolo yaar Iss struggle ne humko bahot rulaya Coaching institute ne bhi bahot uljhaya Kisi ne bhi apne shaadi pe nahi bulaya Saal dar saal humne apna weight badhaya Finally Bhagwan ne sunn li hummari Khatam hui Pre Mains Interview ki bimari Abhi bhi kuchh jawan atke hue hai EOL (Extra Ordinary Leave) le kar adhar mein latke hue hai ” Saare last attempt waale hai ” πŸ˜€ Socha tha service mein be-lagam ho jayenge Saari tension ke kaam tamam ho jayenge Facebook pe Bandhgale ki DP lagayenge Academy mein jaate hi gandh machayenge *Crowd happy to find a double meaning word* πŸ˜€ Arey proverbial gandh hai yaar, dirty mind hai tumahara, kya karu Par yaha bhi exam aur competition ki maya hai Ye dark circle nahi dosto ye Subah ki PT ki Chhaya hai Hummne Mess mein aaloo ke chhatis tariko ko khaya hai Classroom mein har 15 minute mein neend ka jhatka aya hai Par hum bhi tashan kuchh kam nahi dikhate hai Jab likha hai pick one piece (of non-veg bowl) fir bhi 4,4 utha laate hai Weekend par subah 4 baje mumbai chale jaate hai Yahi gaye they Aur kuchh log to Engine par hi chad jaate hai Ab to Trek ke liye Dodital ka Plan hai Jiske liye kharida bada mehenga samaan hai Decathlon ke liye roj log ola mangwa rahe hai Kuchh Chindi log paise ke liye Amazon se order kara rahe hai Par dheere dheere sudhaar aane laga hai Deodrant par jeene wala, ab nahaane laga hai Card Swipe Karke Paise Bachane laga Hai Kyunki Dosto, Kal ka ye frustated Engineer, ab kamaane laga hai Thanks for watching, All the best to UPSC aspirants

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    Chinmayi Subramanya

    You are too good! All of you who get selected, scare us, aspirants about PT. I hope it(PT) won't be too bad. All the best for your future, sir.

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    Anu Tonk

    You are so funny sir… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ waiting for that intelligent one reply πŸ˜‡πŸ˜

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    HELLo. tHERE

    Brilliance again…. Hats off sir… What is ur current position… Still in labssna or got d posting

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    R Lingaa

    Dada please …..
    Video upload karna maat vulna,πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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    imsubhajit Sen

    OhπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ amazing amazingπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚gr8

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    Abhishek Chaubey

    amazing prashant sir..
    specially last few lines for aspirants..
    keep uploading ur new videos..plz
    wish to join u soon sir

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    koushik barman

    Again… WowπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ… U r a respective ultra legend IRAS Officer sir g….and I m the One of ur fans sir…. Really πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

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    Bharti sharma

    πŸ‘πŸ‘superb,sir colour tv walon ko bolo aapka show chlane k liye"COMEDY NIGHT WITH PRASHANT ARORA"πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

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    Abhilash Kumar

    πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜€gajab ,"""bhai""…..mai bhi bihar se hunπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹abhi upsc ki preparation kar raha hun…..Aap kis post par ho sir…..Has has ke pet dukh gaya sirπŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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    vishal bhanpuriya

    Prashant sir, aaj apki jarurat pad rhi h ,PNR clear krwana hai and it's too urgent sir
    Please share you're email address sir

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    digvijay rana

    It would have been wonderful had the cameraman holded the camera still at one place 😬😬🀘🀘😍😍😍😍

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    RAVI KHEDKAR

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