Honest Trailers – Split

Honest Trailers – Split


The following trailer is rated S for spoilers. From the director who exploded onto the scene then went out like a hot fart Comes what might be M. Night Shyamalan’s greatest… surprise… yet! He’s actually kinda good again. I did not see this happening. What? No? Split James McAvoy stars as man with 24 split personalities in the same body but get ready to see about only 8 of them. a kinda which kinda blend together. I think i’m talking to Denis. Still, he’ll teach a masterclass and channeling a wide variety of creepy personalities, like: Creepy child. Someone’s coming for you.
-Creepy Tim Gunn. That one. I’m gonna hand-print it
with newspaper headlines. And, creepy Mrs. Doubt fire I think I’ll put a pretty
flower in your hair. As they do wonderfull job explaining how so many personalities can co-exist in his mind, But ignore one big question! How does he always have the right clothes nearby when he changes? Does he keep grandma’s sweater in every room, just in case? No! Watch McAvoy act circles around
the rest of the cast, How? – I know. Litteral circels, because this dumbass victim stand around, waiting to be eaten. Or lock themselves in the lockers. Or not run away when this happens. Okay, and run, run. Okay, and… go. Run away, right now. Run, you moron! But, don’t worry, fans of the old bad Shyamalan, because he’ll still be guilty of his trademarks. Like, vacant staring Wooden acting.
-I’m proud of you., i think. And the worst dialogue
the side of the Happening. Jai, what health-conscious
fast food purveyor did you originally solicit
to buy these chicken wings you’ve so lovingly reheated
in a minor suicidal gesture? Yep, there is the M. Night
we all know and hate. So, prepare for dawn of the new Shyamalansans. In a film that doesn’t just
kick ass as a standalone movie. And also works as…. Hold on,
if you dont want twist in a Split ruined, you are gonna clear out for this part. It’s ok, i’ll give you some time to click away while we watch the wind from Happening. OK? Everyone gone who doesn’t want the big twist spoiled? Alright, here goes. It’s a secret sequel to Unbreakable.
How cool is that? A movie 17 made by years old studio,
which most of the audience likely forgot about. There is no way you saw that coming.
Now i can have wondering, is it all connected?
Who else could show up in Shamala verse? Could we get a whole the Shamala’s ventures with the kid who see dead people? Aang and Cypher Rage?
Nevermind, that will be terrible. You are not out of dog house,
yet, Nightman. Starring: The ol M. Night cameo. Personalities 9-23. Mr. Plinkett’s basement. Beastmode activated, and What it’s like to be a girl on the internet. Take off your skirt and
take off your shirt. Just take it off. Can i kiss ya? 10 Cloverfield room. I do have the ability to use Kevin’s full name
and bring him forward. This guy is not gonna be
much of a challenge to Bruce Willis. He’s got the same weakness
as Rumpelstiltskin. Thanks for watching,
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    IamPandora Bitches

    I really don't get how no one seems to realize that Casey's vacant stares/delayed reactions are a surprisingly good representation of her PTSD from being repeatedly raped as a child, and having the person she loved most die before she could tell him– thereby leaving her in the hands of her abuser. So many movies and shows will have a character with a past like that without putting any of it into their character and personality; at least this film went all the way. So what if it makes the movie go a little slower? In part, the entire thing is about the accurate portrayals of either underrepresented or misrepresented mental disorders. It would be hypocrisy to do such an amazing job with the character who has DID and not at least do well with the traumatized child as well.

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    Donald Debaun

    The ending will show Tony Stark before the Middle East kid napping talk smack about there are no super heroes

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    Sam J Reed

    I have a question. How do you know which honest trailers get a spoiler warning and which ones don't? What's your criteria?

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    David Bouchard

    not knocking people for watching the film, but this (the film, not the honest trailer) isn’t helpful for anyone who actually has DID or “multiple personalities”. it’s seriously not.

    certain mental illnesses are VERY hard to seek help for because of the stigmas that surround them; yes, even when you can go directly to a psychiatrist. when you feel crazy, you’re especially worried how a professional sees you because if they look at you unfavorably or as someone who is a “problem” then you’d feel like it’s “confirmed” that that’s what you essentially are.

    for instance, i have crazy amounts of intrusive thoughts. so much so that thought i was potentially a monster. in fact, sometimes i still worry about this even when i’ve already been diagnosed as someone who just had intrusive thoughts, because that’s how this works. the thoughts are also things you become terrified to admit go through your head.

    at one point, i was so worried i made a pact with myself that if i ever really thought whatever this was could “get out” i’d shoot myself. at its peak, this was literally what got my to sleep at night because i felt it was the only control i had.

    not trying to ruin anyone’s fun, but we should consider how films like this affect people since people really do incorporate what they see in movies about mental illnesses as accurate.

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    Fex

    I'm late, because I wanted to watch it before the honest trailer, but let me say this: "Mr Plinkett's basement": perfect! LOL

    You've outdone yourselves from when you called Dobby "Vladimir Putin".

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    Glimpse of classics

    If “the happening” is that bad, then why is it such a good idea for “bird box” to steal the plot? (Do birdbox honest trailer please and make justice!)

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    Ryan Z

    Using 'Split' and 'good' in the the same sentence without 'is definitely NOT' in the middle is incredibly disingenuous. Stop pretending Shamallamadingdong is a good director. He got lucky a few times. That doesn't excuse the mountain of refuse he's put out.

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    Apoorv Anand

    The thumbnail was showing Kevin's personaties behind broken glass. Maybe this is a reference to how Mr Glass is responsible for his existence.

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    Square eyes

    I think it might be fun to see a new version of trailers which shows a trailer of one specific A-List actors different films each time with the same humour & voiceover as these film trailers.

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    Srdjan Maricic

    How did they now think of breaking the sink, making improvised shivs with the ceramics and the fabric from the beds and just shanking the guy is beyond me!!!

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    HUCK FINN

    When two wrongs don't make it right. When wrong is right and right is wrong. Questioning your own answers or answering your own questions…POLITICS – PG13

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    Atomic Half Lives Matter

    you don't need to see it for glass to make sense. I didn't . its an unbreakable glass duo trilogy

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    Scott Brydle

    Like every movie touted as a "fresh" or "unflinching" or "refreshing" or whatever look at mental illness, it boils down to "he done got that there Mental Illness, he gonna murder y'all but good"

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    BlackFox0911

    McAvoy totally got screwed at the Oscars. Best Actor and Best Supporting Actor (the male personalities) and Best Supporting Actress (the female personality)

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    reuben lao

    James McAvoy’s american accent was so good in this movie. I couldn’t tell he was actually Scottish

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    dolphintattoogirl

    He had a wardrobe for every personality down there in the basement of the zoo, dumbhead! Didn't you watch the movie at all?!

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