How Avengers Infinity War Should Have Ended – Animated Parody

How Avengers Infinity War Should Have Ended – Animated Parody


Well here we are. The location of the
soul stone is right in there. I guess you better go in and get it. This is a lake of acid lava. I know crazy right?! Well, hop on in and get that stone you need so bad. It’s all the way at the bottom. Bubbles Crap! You and your stinking bubbles! You lied to me again. What?! That’s crazy. You must have turned it to bubbles. I mean I wouldn’t lie to you. Your sister will pay for this. Oh my gosh Thanos!
The sister has escaped! Dangit! You guys had one job! This does not put a smile on my face. Oh no! Why? Why would you do that?! Too soon!!!! Nooo! Strange! You alright? I just went forward in time to see all the possible outcomes. Well how many do we win? Five. Oh yeah. You’re much more of a Thanos. I take it Maw is dead then. At least he accomplished his mission. Cloak of levitation! What is this? And sling ring. And cut! Wow! That was awesome! Nice job Sherlock! Did we win already?! He is very strong!! And… Baby Thanos! Baby noises… Okay now we can kill him. We can’t kill Thanos now! He’s just a baby! Well who’s gonna take care of him? We can’t just leave him here! Hey honey! Remember that dream I was talking about having a baby? Say hello to our new son Thanos! Dadadadada! Oh come on! This is not the weirdest thing I’ve brought home before! Tell me you didn’t do it! I had to… No you didn’t! Is there anyone else NOT using their hands at the moment that could shut him up!! Thank you! It’s almost there! I’ve almost got it! The power of the gauntlet now rests on
new shoulders. Anything I yearn for is within my grasp. You know what I yearn for dear Thanos? Oh dang. Revenge! Sweet. Okay I’m done! Dibs! Nonono! I don’t think so! I’ll be taking that, thanks. This will be the end of Wakanda. Then it will be the noblest ending in history. Don’t worry everyone. I’ve got this! Mirror Dimension! And gone! Yes! Wong! THANOS! I told you, you would die for that. You should have aimed for the head. I know. I was thinking the exact same thing. But then I thought… Naaaahhh! The arm is good. Oh poop. And so I defeated Thanos because I am truly awesome. I have this amazing new axe. The rabbit gave me a new eyeball from his buttocks. And I’m the rightful king of Asgard. Which is now Earth by the way. I forgot to mention that. So I suppose that makes me your new ruler… Sooo… You’re welcome! What did he say? Is he talking to the whole table, because I wasn’t listening. Can you speak up!? I said I’m your new ruler! Yeah, Earth doesn’t work like that I’m afraid. Well, me and my new Infinity gauntlet beg to differ. I will follow the majestic pirate angel man anywhere! Well I won’t! Hey jerk face, my girlfriend
died for your precious gauntlet! Oh, you mean this girlfriend? Woah. Where am I? Awesome! There is Gamora!! Okay! I take it back. That Thor guy is pretty great. Well you guys… We finally made it. What an achievement right? Look at us. Everyone’s here! The Guardians… Spider-man. Shuri even made a new Vision. Thank you Vibranium! Yeah, everyone’s here except Hawkeye. And the Netflix Avengers. And Antman. My bad guys! Siri didn’t know how to get to Wakanda! Okay. Except those guys. We’re all here though! And we won the day! What are you talking about? We always win. This is like every summer for us! Can you imagine if we actually lost? Laughing… People would be emotionally scarred for life! I literally just became the King of Wakanda! Well thanks to us… and mostly me… we didn’t lose. Sooo… A toast! Here’s to the greatest team in the whole universe! YEAH!!!! To vibranium! Vibranium! Yeah! And to a couple of tagalongs who are pretty awesome as well. Here here! Yeah! Are you talking about us? I’m not a tag-along I was here first. Yeah, if anything you guys are all my third wheel? Do you know why? BECAUSE YOU’RE BATMAN! Hehe! That’s right. Because I’m Batman. I am Groot. I’m Batman! Wow. I really thought that was gonna come back to me. He’s a teenager. He doesn’t care about anything right now. Well I guess I win then. Because I’m Batman. I’m Steve Rogers. Dangit! Please stop. Hey! Remember when we had that Civil War? And wanted to kill each other for nothing? Hahahahaha! I got paralyzed. We were all arrested. Remember when Rhodes had a different face? Remember when Bruce had a different face?! Hey remember when Black Widow made me believe we had a future together? Hahahaha, she did!! Burn! Remember when I saved the world from Dormamu without any of you? Don’t make us stories Strange! Hahahahahaha! I’m not making it up. Remember when I killed Tony’s parents? I’m still not 100% okay with that you one armed Jesus! I have two arms you- WAIT?! What?! Hahahah, I told you I’d get that arm! Hahahahahaha! Silly rabbit, tricks are for wizards! Hahahaha! Happy endings are so cheesy sometimes. Hey man. My name’s Korg and this is my very good friend Meek. We’re gonna go to that jukebox over there and play some music. Wanna come? Sure, why not? And then I was all… Tank Missle! Remember when Starlord used to be immortal? Remember when I was frozen?! Has anyone else been to the ancestral plane? Anyone want to buy a robot arm? What about the spider-kid? Does he need a robot arm? Oh I like this tune. It has a nice beat. What did you just do?!?!? You lost?!?!? I did. Does that mean I won the bet? Woo hoo! Guys? I feel… itchy. Like really weird. Woah. Curses! Oh no! This is different. Noooo! Something’s happening- Gasp! On your feet old man. This is no place to- Boss? Oh NO! NO NO NOOOOO! Palpatine. Are you happy now, Thanos? I thought it was the only way. Joker? I don’t feel so good. I don’t know what’s – I don’t- I don’t want- I don’t want to go! I don’t want to go! Joker, PLEASE! It’s okay Voldy. No seriously. I flaked away once before already. I don’t want to go through that again. Maybe this will help. Stab! Why did you do that? Because it’s funny! Do you see me laughing? Hehehe… oh man. I hate you guys. Watch out! Make way! Where is it! Where is that blasted thing! I”m going to regret this. Heroes are so annoy- Hello everyone! I’m back! Have I got a story for you! I faked my own death again. What is this? Where is everyone?

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    Exploding Supernova

    Captain America: "Look at us, everyone's here! The guardians, Spiderman-oh wait not anymore." Insert Captain America squinting at Disney and Sony here

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    D3ATH V3RTIGO 7

    1:35 me think that too. Like big Thanos son's hand in NYC park cut by Wong's teleportation door. Why Dr. Strange didn't do that in Titan. Or by Iron man's laser.

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    Undead Plays

    Is it just me but the part when nebula gets the gauntlet she says almost the same exact thing as she says in infinity gauntlet, the comic

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    Victoria Times

    When nebula had the stones in this there were 4 there’s only suppose to be three u added the mind stone in jt

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    Adamarys Viveros

    5:17 remember in how ant man and the wasp when he asked Siri for instructions for the location of wakanda

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    Rudra Mazumder

    Loki when the avengers win: Hey Guys I fake died like again
    Loki when Thanos wins: hey guys Thanos didn't really kill me

    Loki is the ultimate trickster

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    Reetuparna Dutta

    Wait! Nebula can't wear the gauntlet because only thanos was worthy for soul stone at that time and you people know what happened to hulk after wearing the gauntlet in endgame

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    Brianna The Foolish Marvel Fan

    7:44 This is so ironic in Endgame after Thor chopped of Thanos head Rocket also said “What did you do?”

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    Benjamin Callinicos

    They do the Endgame HISHE a year later and they did nothing with that cliffhanger on Infinity War. Deadpool never showed up. Dammit.

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    Galacticcore 07

    Or even a better ending is that everyone misunderstood Thanos and he makes infinite ♾ resources for everyone and so Thanos becomes part of the avengers and They live happily ever after

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