1984. A colleague of Winston Smith at the Ministry of Truth was responsible for deleting from the dictionary any words that could be used to create a discourse against Big Brother. George Orwell understood the power of language in a hegemonic battle. Similarly, Carl Schmitt said that “all political concepts, ideas and words have a polemic meaning”. Here, at the Ministry of Citizenship, we are going to discuss the meaning of the words we use and apply our definitions to ongoing issues. Welcome to the Ministry of Citizenship.