JACK, THE NEW GUY – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

JACK, THE NEW GUY – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE


R-men, I want you to welcome our newest
member, his name is Jack Oh come on professor, not again! Can you maybe try bringing a mutant to this mansion that’s not a shirtless bad-boy biker that looks like a gigolo? Last time it was that French thief who took the TV from the living room and half of your jewelry And he literally said he was a thief. It wasn’t even a surprise to anyone This time it’s different. Jack is a very powerful mutant I’m sure soon enough you’ll be able to see what I see in him What I see is that he’s a little old for this young and gifted thing, right? How old are you exactly? As far as I know, around 70 Right, but he is a mix of mutants recovery power with an egg-based diet and a complex steroid juice that makes his abs as tight as an 18 year olds Oh yes? And what other
abilities does he have? Well, I also have horrible nightmares at night and wake up to get my claws into whoever’s by my side Right, that doesn’t sound very good…
I’ve had my share of strange people sleeping in my room Is there anything else special about you? I drink a lot…like a lot. Okay professor, I’m sure my mother will agree, this time you went a little too far Yeah, we have a student code of conduct that certainly doesn’t allow a half-naked 80 year old drunken
guy, slashing students during a middle-of-the-night panic attack Yes, well, but he isn’t…he’s not a student Did I say he was a student? Welcome your new teacher, professor Jack! Oh, the rules really are different for teachers in here. He’s got us now

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    john hincapie

    How about a society of virtue based on transformers like the evil robots criticizing that their leader is a small gun while they are jet and tanks and stuffs or the army trie to destroy the evil terror but unable to do it because they giant killer robot from outer space

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    wdcain1

    It's funny but as a kid I loved bad-ass anti-hero Wolverine but now I love crotchity old man Logan who complains non-stop.

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    Gustavo Henrique Costa

    Just remembering in the old video we can see Jack in his outfit with R-Men in a portrait

    And his other group Jonathan Ricky Catarina Karen and Debora we also already knows some of them

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    Cosmic Egg

    Don't drink.
    Unless He's trying to crash before having to engage with a whack bitch who ain't about shit.
    And, if you want to learn how to rob sit back and soak up knowledge dick.
    You lack the necessary understanding of your own language to fuck with HIM.
    This about to get fun.
    14 Oct., 2022 ain't too far off.
    This ends only one of two ways.

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    Kyle Nguyen

    Hey, we get to see Jack again! AWESOME! Pretty sure he's older than 70, but at this point in time he wouldn't know that.

    Also, the description for this video is hilariously on point. Read it. It's true. Count how many times we see bat-suit nipples, then count how many times we see Hugh Jackman shirtless as Logan/Wolverine.

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    Inebriatd

    Statistically, these Wolverine-types are the most useless mutant in a world where everyone can fly, toss buses, and shoot cindering energy.

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    Finn McHugh

    Yo S.O.V I can picture the next sketch involving Curt Connor character using Axolotl DNA because it's better than a Lizard because they can regrow chunks of brain, full heal the spinal cord as well as regrowth to limbs as you'll never cripple a Axolotl. Feel free to use this as an idea if you want btw if it's to your liking of course.

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    SMProductions

    0:21 Were they referencing Gambit, Fantomex or Batroc? Ya gotta be specific with these things.

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    adrian morales hernandes

    I guess no matter in what kind of universe you are, the one in the wheelchair on this school is always bald

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    Kneedragon1962

    70? I thought he fought in the American civil war, and that was the 1860s… He' got to be about 130 ~ 140. He may be older, but there's no way he's any less than that….

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    jaxxstraw

    I have never understood the popularity of Wolverine. His primary super power is something you can perfectly replicate with a knife strapped to your hand.

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    Ago Contealia

    Its Jack? Hey Man. Mom hoped of the bunny trail. I was adopted by this britsh rock band. I guy named axal said I was cool. And were going vegan? So no more angus!

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