MIGHTY MORPHIN APPLIED FORCE RANGERS – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

MIGHTY MORPHIN APPLIED FORCE RANGERS – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE


Quick Rangers! Megalopolisville need you! So let’s go to the… Yeah! Let’s go! I think you got the wrong Zord What? Oh…yeah, I didn’t even realize it. Well, I’m already seated, got my seatbelt on, I started the Zord already, right? Yeah, but this is my Zord, so… Really? You’re going to make a scene about it? I’m not making a scene! You go tinto MY fucking Zord and I’m wrong?! Nobody said we were gonna keep the same Zord forever! I thought we were going to take turns! If I knew that, I would’ve said something when we began all of this! Take turns?! You’re Yellow Ranger… so you take the yellow Zord! Ok, ok, you don’t want me in the fucking robot’s head, fine! Green, get up No fucking way! Why me? Yeah, that’s the real question! Why me?! Did anyone ask if I wanted to be the robot’s foot?! No! Nobody asked me either if I wanted to be the right hand You’re the right hand! You’re the fucking punch in this thing! I’m also the foot Yeah but I’m the left foot! On a right handed robot! I’ve been giving you guys support for two years. Not ONE kick! One sweep kick! I just sit there whatching you play up there! And that’s out fault? Did I say that!? All I’m asking is that we swicth up sometimes, thats it! It doesn’t work like that. Each Ranger has a special connections with his Zord. Special Connection? Of course you have a special connection with your badass eagle Zord! He chose me! That’s how it works. Oh yeah, tiger, buffalo, but I have to have a relationship with a Oister Zord? I didn’t even know this was considered a real animal! Would it help if you imagine that you’re an… If you say Pearl, I swear to fucking god I’ll break your nose. I’ts not a threat…it’s a fact! We’re bonded for life! You cant just break this bond The hell I can’t! When you broke your 6 year bond with Samantha because of that stripper that took half you money, nobody rubbed it in your face! And this is not even my wife, it’s just a car with arms!!! You don’t wanna be the left foot? Fine! We’ll put you somewhere else in the robot Are you switching with me? There’s no need for switching We can fit you into a smaller part where you feel more comfortable Maybe the back? Or the elbow! Wait, are you telling me to become a hunchback?! Or a wart?! I didn’t say wart! But what if it was!? If I was a monster, I would probably avoid touching the giant robot’s wart. If you were a monster, you would be covered in warts! You would be a whole wart yourself! Yellow Ranger!! I didn’t tell you before because it was a …surprise.. But we have a new Zord What you mean a new Zord? It’s a…uhm…worm Zord Right…right…ok…and where exactly do you fit this worm in the robot? Know what? Let’s do it…

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    freak with a pen

    … I don't want to be a pedant, who am I trying to convince, but this doesn't really work for mmpr cus a: they don't really get into they're zords as if they were a normal vehicle, the summon them and jump in and b: when they form the mega zord they're in a comand center in the chest, most if not all megazords have the command center in the chest, I'm just saying this parody would be a bit more "true" if it were Voltron… But if this is the route we've chosen a better one would be how Kimberly's zord was basically just window dressing or how Zack's zord was the crotch and it's face got used as a sheild

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    Trailblazer Lazer Razer :D

    I kinda know what he means though 😅 besides that crazy episode of Teen Titans Go, when Robin was the Left leg, most of the time you don't see the left leg to a lot in like Power Rangers or Voltron 😅😂

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    Darin Taylor

    Technically on a right-handed person the left leg should be the dominant kicking leg so I don't know what he's whining about

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    CliffRobotnik

    They do not go for the giant robot immediately because it tends to cause a bit of Collateral Damage when they have to fight in the City, and being Heroes, they try to minimize that by using it only when strictly necessary.

    ….god i am a nerd.

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    GanonGhidorah

    See, this is why the Rangers all get united in one-single cockpit when the Zords combine into one. Not like that stupid Lionsgate movie that have them all separated…idiots.

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    SeraphimRoad

    Black Ranger ! Fall back in formation! Black Ranger? Hey Yellow Ranger what's up with Black Ranger? Yellow Ranger is not responding either

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    Kraven Spider

    If we just replaced “Ranger”/“Rangers” with “Paladin”/“Paladins,” and “Zords” with “Lions,” this is basically perfect for Voltron. Mainly because the Rangers were always in the same cockpit. Voltron had it to where each Paladin controlled their specific limb on the robot. Also, holy crap!!! Saba’s at 2:56!!

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    Shikni Ful

    so Red is the head, Black is the right hand, green is right foot and yellow is left foot… so where is the body and left hand?

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    Austin Knox

    This does remind me of all the unfair zords some rangers summon extra some even get there own personal megazord I always figured there was some tension about that

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    Monroville

    Well, Yellow… it could have been worse… you could have been the Super Electro-magnetic Yo-Yo's:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8vHWTY3zTs

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    MMA Pinoy

    Imagine a giant super villain fighting an equally sized zord that has a shlong larger than a school bus only for it to grow and move everytime they fight now imagine the shock it could have given it

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    lloyd1191

    Now that I think about it, when they fought in their robots, in the city, how come the city was in one piece? No collateral damage, no news report, no loss of life.

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    Most Deadest Pool of em All.

    How does an oyster become a leg? I'll tell you how. First it opens up fully like then the top and bottom halves fold long ways like a tube, then the bottom fans out like a ducks foot. The pearl remains in the center for the yellow ranger to sit in.

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    A Street Nigga Who Watches Hentai

    So a Motorcycle helmet, Bike helmet, snowboard helmet and a helicopter helmet?

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    Daniel F

    But this still dont answer a very important question, why a 30 meters tall robot is the hero in a city. He always gonna cause more damage that he prevent

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    numaTruehome 100

    Now we can smack our opponents with our giant worm… assuming that isn’t what gets them off

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    Stephen Bachman

    Yellow ranger "i quit fuck off Zordon im going to join up with Reeta because you could offer me any respect." Wipps his laser gun out wastes everyone in the room.

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    entZEROspawn

    Well now yellow really is a member of the team, lets hope it's not a too hard job for him to do, and that he is ready to stand up and face the enemy when the time comes for him to realise his power.

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    Vaccines Don't Cause Autism

    ah yes, when the black ranger got booty blasted for having a frog robot in the ivan ooze movie. good times

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