New Lyrics for Old People with Offset & Cardi B

New Lyrics for Old People with Offset & Cardi B


[ APPLAUSE ] NOT ONLY IS SENATOR KAMALA HARRIS WITH US, WE HAVE MUSIC FROM OFFSET. OFFSET IS HERE. DOING THEIR SONG “CLOUT” WITH ASSISTANCE FROM HIS BRIDE, CARDI B. OFFSET IS VERY POPULAR. IF YOU’RE AN OLDER MUSIC FAN, MAYBE YOU MIGHT HAVE TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING SOME OF HIS LYRICS. THERE IS A LOT OF NEW LYNN GINGT FORTUNATELY, I AM HERE TO HELP EXPLAIN THEM. IT’S TIME FOR NEW LYRICS FOR OLD PEOPLE. TO HELP US IS OFFSET AND CARDI B. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>GOOD TO SEE YOU.>>Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT. SO OFFSET, YOU WROTE THE SONG. YOU KNOW WHAT EVERYTHING MEANS. YOU START THE LYRICS, AND I WILL TRANSLATE LINE BYLINE. AND WE’LL DO IT TOGETHER, OKAY?>>STRAIGHT OUT TO THE STREET PENTHOUSE MIAMI BEACH, YO, YO.>>Jimmy: I CAME FROM HUMBLE BEGINNINGS. BUT NOW I OWN A CONDOMINIUM IN FLORIDA. YAO.>>SWEPT ENOUGH MY BITCH. I BOUGHT HER THE LIMO. SHE BOUGHT ME THE RING.>>Jimmy: THAT MEANS MY WIFE AND I EXCHANGE CARS AND JEWELRY, OKAY? GOOD.>>GET ET WETHE WELL.>>Jimmy: I’M SAVING MY MONEY FOR MY CHILDREN AND I LOVE INSTAGRAM A LOT.>>I SEE, I SEE, I SEE, WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE NEED TO HEAR THIS. IT’S MOM NAMES TO MY HIT LIST.>>Jimmy: EVERYONE LISTEN CLOSELY, BECAUSE I’M UPSET WITH A LOT OF YOU.>>SAY WHAT IT WANTS TO, BUT [ BLEEP ] LIKE A FAT BITCH.>>Jimmy: I BELIEVE IN FREE SPEECH AND I AM SEXUALLY AROUSED.>>NO, IT DOESN’T MEAN THAT.>>Jimmy: WHAT DOES IT MEAN?>>HAVE YOU HEARD THAT BIG GIRLS HAVE BETTER VAGINA THAN SKINNY GIRLS?>>Jimmy: OF COURSE, MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME THAT WHEN I WAS YOUNGER.>>THAT’S WHAT I MEANT.>>Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR CORRECTING. LET’S KEEP GOING.>>I SURE WOULD HOPE BLOG AT THIS RATE, THEY’RE USING MY NAME FOR CLICKBAIT.>>Jimmy: YOU’RE SUCH A TOPIC OF ONLINE CONVERSATION YOU MIGHT, YOU’RE THINKING ABOUT MAYBE BECOMING CEO OF BUZZ FEED AND WOMEN ARE INSTIGATING FIGHTS TO PROMOTE THEIR MUSIC AND HAIR EXTENSIONS.>>YES.>>Jimmy: THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>Jimmy: I THINK THIS IS REALLY HELPFUL SO FAR.>>YOU WANT ME TO KEEP ON GOING?>>Jimmy: YEAH.>>THEY TICKIN’ ME OFF. SAY ANYTHING TO GET A RESPONSE.>>Jimmy: THEY’RE AWARE OF HER TALENT AND ARE JUST TRYING TO GET A RISE OUT OF HER.>>YEAH. I KNOW THEY’RE MEAN, SOMEBODY GOT TO — >>Jimmy: THEIR POPULARITY IS WANING.>>YES, EVERY SINGLE TIME!>>Jimmy: I’M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW, I CAN’T EVEN EXPLAIN IT.>>YOU’RE GOOD. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. SHALL WE DO THE REST? OR DO WE HAVE THE IDEA?>>I THINK WE’RE GOOD.>>I THINK YOU GOT IT.>>Jimmy: I THINK WHAT WE’VE LEARNED HERE IS THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING REALLY TO TAKE SOME OF YOUR FAME BY TAKING SHOTS AT YOU AND YOU GUYS HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF IT, YES?>>THEY DO ANYTHING FOR CLOUT.>>Jimmy: DO ANYTHING FOR CLOUT.>>YES, SIR!>>YES!>>Jimmy: I SHOULD REALLY BE ON THE NEXT SONG.>>YEAH, YOU SHOULD, SOME PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND OUR LINGO, AND I THINK YOU WOULD BE REALLY GOOD AT THAT.
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>>Jimmy: THANK YOU, CARDI B, I

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    Abe R

    The reason why she has so much oil on her chest is so Offset could lick it off like a glazed donut😂😂. I'm not saying it's a bad thing😂

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    Mike k

    Why do liberals (Jimmy Kimmel in this case) bring in criminals on their show and glorify them? Not so much Cardi Big Tits but Ofest for sure. The guy is pure filth.

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