Welcome back to another exploration of idiocy. Today, we look at one of mankind’s greatest threats: DISTRACTION. This fella is distracted by his own daydreaming and BAM! The window smacks him into reality. Phones are by far the biggest distractor of the modern age, although in this woman’s defense, that is a bloody strange place to build a coal mine. Phones are responsible for people walking into all SORTS of shit. He walks into a van. This guy walks into a fucken swimming pool. This lady walks into an even tinier swimming pool. This wanker walks into a wall. Where were you even going, mate? This guy roshambo’s a bus stop, while this woman nearly gets into an elevator, but fucks it. This primate is so distracted by his phone he throws himself INTO oncoming traffic. And here’s evidence of the age-old adage that men can’t multi-task. Damn it! Piss poor effort there. Here’s someone that’s been riding around for hours, probably trying to find a Charizard in Pokemon Go when a WILD CAR appears. But it’s not just phones that cause distraction… BUS! There’s a bus! Like here. I wonder what’s caught this dickhead’s attention? It’s the sheila walking across the road. The traffic light says “I see you having a perv!” And you’re gonna need to rebuy ya milk. Ha ha ha, walking into a pole is vintage slapstick. “OMG I’m in such a hurry! OW. Now I have a broken nose. I’m still in a hurry. Bye everyone. OW! Now I’ve got a fractured eye socket. Okay, I badly need to get out of this building. OW! I’m gonna need a new brain entirely.” Oh yeah. Motor bike, this will be a good one. Here we go aaaand… oh, he totally saw that car coming. Doesn’t seem distracted at all. He is incredibly aware of his surroundings. Checks his mirrors, oh shit! Left the bloody garage door open. Better get out me clicky thing aaand… OH. Ha ha ha ha. Fuck. That is sheer dumb luck, or the most elaborate game of mouse trap I’ve ever seen in my life. She does NOT look happy. This is like the beginning of a fucken Saw movie. In the garage no one can hear you scream. The drongo in red has picked a bad time to say g’day to his mates. The bull is like “how ya go’in?” The rodeo clowns rescue him. “Don’t worry mate, we’ll get ya out of here, watch what you’re doing and you’ll survive, oh shit another bull!” He really needs better situational awareness that guy. Reporter: “Hi, This is Chuck Storm. I am live at the scene where the …” Are ya Chuck STORM? Maybe they should call you Chuck, PAY MORE FUCKIN’ ATTENTION…Storm. See, this guy is trying to do the right thing. His mate is choking on the other boat and two crew members are performing CPR with their pelvic regions. He’s like “wait for me, we need to clear his airway. I can help as well! I can be handy.” Yeah nah he fucks it.