Ozzy Man Reviews: People vs Distraction

Ozzy Man Reviews: People vs Distraction


Welcome back to another exploration of idiocy. Today, we look at one of mankind’s greatest threats: DISTRACTION. This fella is distracted by his own daydreaming and BAM! The window smacks him into reality. Phones are by far the biggest distractor of the modern age, although in this woman’s defense, that is a bloody strange place to build a coal mine. Phones are responsible for people walking into all SORTS of shit. He walks into a van. This guy walks into a fucken swimming pool. This lady walks into an even tinier swimming pool. This wanker walks into a wall. Where were you even going, mate? This guy roshambo’s a bus stop, while this woman nearly gets into an elevator, but fucks it. This primate is so distracted by his phone he throws himself INTO oncoming traffic. And here’s evidence of the age-old adage that men can’t multi-task. Damn it! Piss poor effort there. Here’s someone that’s been riding around for hours, probably trying to find a Charizard in Pokemon Go when a WILD CAR appears. But it’s not just phones that cause distraction… BUS! There’s a bus! Like here. I wonder what’s caught this dickhead’s attention? It’s the sheila walking across the road. The traffic light says “I see you having a perv!” And you’re gonna need to rebuy ya milk. Ha ha ha, walking into a pole is vintage slapstick. “OMG I’m in such a hurry! OW. Now I have a broken nose. I’m still in a hurry. Bye everyone. OW! Now I’ve got a fractured eye socket. Okay, I badly need to get out of this building. OW! I’m gonna need a new brain entirely.” Oh yeah. Motor bike, this will be a good one. Here we go aaaand… oh, he totally saw that car coming. Doesn’t seem distracted at all. He is incredibly aware of his surroundings. Checks his mirrors, oh shit! Left the bloody garage door open. Better get out me clicky thing aaand… OH. Ha ha ha ha. Fuck. That is sheer dumb luck, or the most elaborate game of mouse trap I’ve ever seen in my life. She does NOT look happy. This is like the beginning of a fucken Saw movie. In the garage no one can hear you scream. The drongo in red has picked a bad time to say g’day to his mates. The bull is like “how ya go’in?” The rodeo clowns rescue him. “Don’t worry mate, we’ll get ya out of here, watch what you’re doing and you’ll survive, oh shit another bull!” He really needs better situational awareness that guy. Reporter: “Hi, This is Chuck Storm. I am live at the scene where the …” Are ya Chuck STORM? Maybe they should call you Chuck, PAY MORE FUCKIN’ ATTENTION…Storm. See, this guy is trying to do the right thing. His mate is choking on the other boat and two crew members are performing CPR with their pelvic regions. He’s like “wait for me, we need to clear his airway. I can help as well! I can be handy.” Yeah nah he fucks it.

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    Pickle Pants McTurkey-Leg

    1:23 we all need to find out her address and send her some new glasses. She wasn't even distracted lol.

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    Some Auzzie

    That Lady at 0:13 tried to sue becuse of that but i think it was dropped due to her knowing it was there and her trying to purposly falll in it as she gets her phone out well looking at it

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    Lauren T

    I laughed so hard watching this πŸ˜‚ definitely recommend as a home remedy for sadness, depression, anxiety, boredom & loneliness πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ˜„

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    Toby Smith

    Dear Ozzie man, can you review the Mandalorian episodes? I miss your game of thrones reviews, and I think you'd be particularly adept at doing a better review than all the cunts currently participating.

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    Tate Marles

    Whats up with that little shuffle then hands covering the mouth that ladies do when seeing someone eat shit? Now im no saint by any means trust me but id help the people get up, its not hard ladies. Stop tweeting about the people falling over and stick out your hand. πŸ˜‘

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    XxopticSoundxX7 _

    It's not that men cant multitask its that people over 26 cant multitask they are retarded cuz I can walk through a construction site or a room of obstacles and not walk into a thing fuckin boomers

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    Nathaniel Clark

    Anybody got a link to that last video? Wanna check out if that guy who fell in the water is ok….not interested in the hot chicks twerking at all….nope…

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    AM G

    The second woman looks like she just got her phone out a second before she fell down the pit. Looks like she wanted to get a big payout.

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    I AM KAI

    not a thing amazes me more than that woman at 1:25 face planting into the glass wall three bloody times in a roll. What an Amazing human specimen in her own right.

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    SleepingAgent

    My mate was walking, chatting to people on her way to school, when she fell down an open storm drain.

    That was both distracted and not her fault, lol.

    Still no idea why tf they left that open, given it was like a meter wide and on a busy walkway/road. No barriers or anything either.

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    Paxus

    I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT! I love it on SOOO many levels!!!
    It's like instant karma!!! The world these days so rarely punishes stupidity, this is just beautiful! I am SOO glad each an every one of them got a bit of what they deserved! Let's hope this happens more!!!
    Perhaps some of them could be so kind as to enter the Darwin Awards! πŸ‘ 'd and more than makes up for the YT'ers boxing match one!
    #OldManPaxus Rating: β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…

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    Ripper OYouh

    Wtff haha I swear that lady that got locked in a stranger's garage by 'mistake'.. Wasn't expecting the guy to ride off lool

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    Kay Kay

    Chuckpaymorefahhckingattention πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    Clancy

    That's how he always manages to find a baby sitter at the last minute…. The baby sitter does not have to know they are a baby sitter, or be in the same room as the kids, but the main thing is, there is an adult,, in,, the,, building.

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