SENIOR CITIZENS: PART 1: “A SENIOR MOMENT”


If you make me your Class President, I promise
to enforce school on Saturdays so we can have Mondays off instead, no Internet access during
lunch hours to encourage reading, and I can assure assure you the requirement to wear uniforms will be reinstated. Finally, I will make sure all vending machines are stocked with sugar-free candy at all times. and…fruit?! And that is why you should vote for me. Everything Messy Lexie just said will not happen. Valet parking for all graduating seniors, weekly field trips to the mall… to boost the economy of course. Plus, there will be no such thing as being tardy for class. Just show up when you want! (Crowd cheers)

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