Alright, we gotta go. Can’t record in here. Callin’ the Sheriff’s Department. Oh, even though we said we’re leavin’? Yep. Till you go. Okay. Alright we just got kicked out of here so let’s just… we’ll go on the other entrance down here. Alright. That’s what Billy says. It felt like his wallet was in there, I was trying to push it in. I was like hitting somethin’ bffff! Shove it as much as I can. Oh man it’s so cold. Come closer. Have to get a knife. Stay right there. I’ll just get my hotdog opener. Try to dry off the hotdog, so I’m not getting people’s pockets all hot doggy. heuh- He still has a hotdog in hhuis pocket! *chuckles* *swiftly feels jeans* Whu the?! *cracks up* What the wo-o-orld… What you put in there? A hotdog?! Sorry. Hu he hu hu. We can’t film in here? Na, ya need a per- alright. We’ll leave. I got it in his bag. Did you see that? Did you see what we- Put a little hot dog in his– Looked like a wha? A carrot. – Orange.
– Oh, carrot? Yeah. You should go down and see what’s going on. Oh what with the ambulance and stuff? Yeah. Maybe slip a hot dog in the ambulance. We’re headed to the next place now cause… You only have limited time to record in stores cause then they kick you out cause you’re not allowed to… Record in stores. Even if people… everybody you do it to ends up cracking up. Don’t film you? Shut it. Yeah, we vlog. I’m a vlogger so we just record our shopping trips. Cause you’re in the background of me. Cau– He’s– There’s no good reason, man. We stopped if you don’t want us to. Still has a hot dog in his pocket. It’d be very funny though. That’s what those son of a guns were doing. I like the idea, just leavin’ it. Maybe- maybe we’ll see him around the store again. He’s like but why was he recording me? I don’t know, he’s the new cameraman, he sucks. I just throw you under the bus. Another color tag. Yeah, another one in the back. Are those all green? Yeah. Okay. Can you reach this one down here for me? Would you mind? Which one? This one, the mini bagels. Sure. It’s just that… I’m really tall and you’re really short so we can help each other out, you know? No, did you look in your pocket? Did you look in your pocket? What, because you found the hot dog? Did you look in your pocket? Dude. You put something in there and tried to take something out, it’s called pick pocketing. – Yeah, I put something in there.
– Turn it off. Turn it off. It’s off! Let’s see. ‘kay, c’mon. Did you find what was in your pocket? It’s still in there! It’s not in there. Look, I see it! That’s called a wallet. Oh you took it out. Alright, we’re in trouble guys. I’m coming right to the trouble. He caught me trying to steal something out of his pocket. Ok. They’re video taping it too. I’m just– naw I’m just kidding man, I didn’t try steal nothin’. Naw man, I put a hot dog in his pocket. In my pocket, it’s on video tape. Alright we gotta go. We’re goin’. Hey I watch your videos, you’re hilarious. Thanks man. Appreciate it. My lord. *sudden realisation*
Oh, frick I just walked out with her stuff!! *panic mode activated*
aHuh! HHI JUST WALKED OU-HU I accidentally walked out with my groceries. I’m like “I didn’t steal nothin” and then I steal something DANG IT. And then I get in trouble for that instead of the hot dog thing. I just kind of cut in front of him, I wave to him. He was about to honk, and then he sees me and he waves. Guys, obviously somebody was eventually gonna think that I was trying to steal something from them. It’s not that absurd for him to think that, especially because he’s a lawyer. He deals with criminals all the time, that’s on his mind. If I was him, I’m sure I would think the same thing. It just sucks that we couldn’t talk about it before he… concluded to call the police about it. Even though I understand why he would do that. I was relying on the hot dog to be the paradigm shift. When that didn’t work… I just didn’t… I’m good at seeking to understand. I’m not so good at being understood all the time, so I just left. Hey. Putting a hot dog in a hot dog. That’d have been funny. See it peepin’ out. Hot dawg! I love not telling people, it’s so funny. I wish I couldn’t see their reaction when they find it. We’ve not told a couple people now. Brings me so much joy inside. How’s it goin’? Alright we’ll stop. Yeah y’all are gonna have to leave. Okay. Bye Mr. Hotdog man… I can still see it back there DU-U Allrigh’ we’re fowoing him maybe he’ll put it up on his own. Move, you stupid car! I still see it! Come on, put that dang hoodie on. Come on put it on you son of a gun. Dang I want him to put it on so freakin baad! *precisely places hotdog* *grasps hotdog* *wtf is this???* You do that? Do what? Did you do that?! Did I do what? Put this in my pocke-
*gives in* yeah I just did. *angrily throws food* THAT’S NOT A SMART IDEA.>:[ Ohw, I’m sorry. (sarcasm) *tears of joy* *intimidates man* Holy crap!
He didn’t know where it came from! ¯_(ツ)_/¯ He looked at like it was a freaking UFO!
hhhhūuhu! Bop! Does- does he know that I did that? I don’t know if he knows it was me or not. Oh well, let’s go. Did you see us get that guy? Oh yeah. You did? Oh oh! He’s reaching in his one pocket, zoom in on him. On him! See if he reaches in the other pocket. Come on, reach in your dang pocket, man. Alright so I’m out of hotdogs, putting people’s pockets that means that it was a success I really want to see this guy find that hot dog Ooh baby. Now we’re leavin’. Cya guys. Oh you th– Did you eat it? No. You were feeling a little hungry? Prank it forward. Alright sir, well you sneak that the hot dog into someone else’s pocket, okay? Scume. *whistles like nothing ever happened* Yeah. Look at that, son! ‘scuse me. *loudly clears throat* ? (trying to blend in)
This look good on me? Probly too small. I want somebody to put their freakin hot dog hood on so bad. What’d you get? I don’t know, like a zucchini and whatever peppers, uh. Wanna try a pepper? Nah. Zucchini was so good though. And I got a gyro. A gyro. I got a gyro. Yeah, we got a few pieces of chicken in this gyro there. Not much, but it’s good. Kole’s been good so I said alright we can go swoop now. Thanks for taking me to dinner dude. You’re welcome buddy. We snuck a whole pack of hot dogs in the people’s pockets. One at a time though. Yeah, one at a time. I should have told the… lawyer guy, don’t worry, they’re kosher, so it’s cool. Oh now you’re gettin’ picky. Just sits down at a random table. She didn’t know. With his hand in his pocket. Just frickin’ throw it out. So random. Hold on lemme clap. Oh no! It bwoke 🙁 Open up. Almost. Into your mouth, you ready? AYYY! You freaking caught it man! Dang dude, that was awesome. It’s the however long it has been on the floor rule. I still want that, even though it’s on the floor. Wait, I don’t know where the other half went. “You probably ate it.” You probably ate it. He’s like no no no no I threw it Then he was like oh okay. You wanna try? Absolutely not. You just have to throw it and then they’ll change their mind. Have to find the other one. Here ya are. I was lookin’ for you. Hey you little sweetie I was lookin’ for you. I really missed you. Stop! Good night guys. Let’s go… throw hot dogs at other people. [Laughing] Throwing hot dogs at people. Gonna throw it at that car. Which car? White one. Ready? Dude, we didn’t even know it was him! We’re just trying to sneak hot dog in someone’s pocket. I can’t believe it’s him! It didn’t do nothin’. I’m sorry man. I’m not sorry, it was funny. We’re not trying to harass you, I promise. Maybe I’ll see you around in another hot dog encounter. Offer to buy his gas or something. Pump it for him? Hey, could I offer to buy– to pump your gas for you? But don’t buy it, just pump it for him. Wait wait wait. Lemme see what you’re puttin’ in– [Laughing] [More Laughing] Oh just here to pump my gas! Wait, we should wait till somebody comes so you can see their reaction. It’s stuck in there! Hot dog stuck in the tip. They take their car to the mechanic, it’s like looks like you have hot dog in– Your fuel tank. Yeah honestly I don’t know what happened, my car started acting up. My hair got stuck in the door. That’s all of it. Nuh-uh. Yeh. Spray it? No don’t spray it. Is that all? Yeah. I thought a whole dang hot dog went down it. *music*