[Spider-Men talking over each other] Mary Jane: I know, I’m totally Team Iron Man. Black Cat: Are you kidding me? Black Cat: Team Cap, all the way!
[Spider-Man agreeing] [horn plays] [dramatic music plays] [dramatic music, MJ screaming] [dramatic music] [thwip, thwip, thwip] [thud, thud, crash] [whip] [dramatic music] [slash] [thud, thud, thud, thud] A Spider-Man: Mary Jane! [dramatic music, fight noises] Spider-Man: Woo! Black Suit Spidey: Woo!
Spider-Man: Nice toss, buddy! [can hisses] [chuckle behid the camera] [dramatic music] [crashes] [laughing]
Black Cat: No! [whack] [crackling] [laughter] [dramatic music] [thud] [crunching] [stomping] [whack] [dragging] [laughter] [dramatic music crescendos] [thud] [dramatic music continues] Black Cat: Let’s dance! [dramatic music continues] [up tempo music plays, air hissing] [crowd noises] [music continues, air hissing] [music continues, air hissing, MJ shrieking] [music continues, air hissing] [music continues, air hissing] Behind the Camera: Looking good Spidey! [music continues, fighting noises] Mary Jane: WAIT! [silence] [thud] Mary Jane: He’s from the future, why don’t we just ask him? Black Cat: How long can Marvel keep making movies this good?! Spider-Man 2099: Ugh, I hoping you guys weren’t gonna ask me this but… Spider-Man 2099: In 2099 the Marvel movies have created this unstoppable monster who just keeps pounding and pounding and pounding… Spider-Man 2099: …society is crumbling and civilization is in upheaval! Spider-Man 2099: And you and you and you… Mary Jane (scoffing): Can you believe these guys? Black Cat: Ugh. Wanna go see the movie again? Mary Jane: Sure! [music continues]