THE ADOPTED SON – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

THE ADOPTED SON – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE


why did you buy all of that from the
drugstore To mislead them! You really think
that hides the six-packs of Viagra Of course they’ll know we don’t have sex
anymore What do you mean? I think this proves we
do have sex at least six times right? I think we should go see what this is. What are you talking about? Out of all the options that’s definitely
the dumbest one Oh you’re one to talk! You tried to camouflage the viagra with
two jars of vaseline! Vaseline can be used for many things I don’t know if you
know this but Vaseline is great to get rid of the squeaking on doors and to
smooth cracks on wooden furniture Dear God, what is this?? I think it’s a
capsule with a baby inside How are we going to open it? Open it? Are you insane? If there’s really a baby in there, the last thing I want to do is open this! We could adopt him. Adopt him? How do we suddenly
show up with a baby?? Right, nobody would believe us anyway because everybody in
the drugstore now knows you can’t get it up. Nobody will believe us because we’re
50! At a time that being 50 is like being 70. We can say it’s my sister’s baby and
she left him with us. or we can get my shotgun from the trunk and shoot whatever is in there like any sane person would do. Oh my god! It’s a baby!! Guys, we have a new reporter here at the
Megalopolisville Post He is a hillbilly from the rural area of Megalopolisville and he is our new reporter. Hmm there’s something weird about you. Oh yeah…it is…it’s the glasses. I’m a nerd

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    Vitor Milioli

    hey guys, don't be sad for anyone saying the animation is lazy or anything like that, your channel is amazzing, keep going, Continua com o bom trabalho ai galera, se falarem que ta ruim animação manda eles estudarem o quão foda é fazer uma parada dessas com tamanha criatividade envolvida , parabéns pelo bom trabalho ,continuem trazendo esse conteúdo maravilhoso ao YouTube <3

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    kyriss12

    always wondered how that adoption went down. Last time I checked you don't just walk into child services and say "Look what I found in my corn field. Can I keep it"

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    ringer1ca

    Guys! Guys! Guys! I think the nerdy glasses guy at the end might be the real son of the sister of the old lady at the beginning of this.

    What a happy happenstance that they got to have a child.

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    James Mac777

    Superman was never about immigration, the United States is a sovereign nation and we have ever right to control our borders. To claim there are no borders is from thieves, liars, adulterers, and people who believe there are not laws and no such thing as evil: It looks like Lex Luthor to claim neither evil nor laws. The Justice League in its space station is a criminal gang, they are using Batman's money to claim moral luck, where because Batman is rich, then what they do is acceptable and popular: The money is the only difference between the Batman and the Joker.

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    max2082

    But hey that's how people thought back in the 1930s. I think if we are ever visited by aliens that they will have to find a way to either mind control us in to explaining whether they are a threat or not. Or they will have to project an artificial image or have a messenger akin to the Silver Surfer in order to explained whether they are dangerous or not. Because if an alien shows up and looks, well alien most people regardless of its intentions will see it as a threat and attack it. I mean for GOD sake people see me as a threat just because my skin is a different color and I'm a human last I checked, just like all the other humans on this big beautiful rock floating among the vast cosmos of SPACE. Also never mind the aliens that come in contact with us will probably have traveled for hundred possibly thousands of years. Also over these years they may have genetically mutated or altered themselves or been altered to survive space travel. I'm writing a story similar to this about space travel. Even if we could travel almost at the speed of light it would take us thousands of years to get to the next star system/inhabitable planet. Mars doesn't count because the atmosphere of Mars would kill us. But if we could create an atmosphere of some kind on Mars then maybe. But that would be just as troublesome of a task as building a massive spaceship that could survive for thousands of years in space. The only upside to Mars it would only take at the most two years to go back and forth.

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    Rafael Fantini Da Costa

    Se você reparar nos créditos, vai ver que a série é dirigida e escrita pelo Ian SBF, o diretor do Porta dos Fundos.
    Mind-blown

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    Almighty Thor

    This child inside shall grow up to be both worshipped and feared as a god and meet his match in the form of a dark flying rodent.

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    Miyu Miyu

    Makes me wonder why Super boi hides his identity. Who'd be stupid enough to threaten a guy 10 times stronger than them: Oh hey lets take his love interest and parents and then threaten to kill them! That'll make him not just bust in and punch our organs out with his superhuman dick.
    . . . Superman is the stupidest hero ever. . .

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    Tim Orrall

    People we must take stand if the government does any foolishness! We need people government to balance these ass holes actually Russia in the past has done the purge! Sparta and other cultures! Reality can happen or dimensions! Everyone is real! I don’t trust the government! The time is almost we need take stand for real! First the purge then huger games! People we are equal the freedom to believe of religion or not to believe of a god you get the point balanceing good and evil! 508 863 7221 strikers the people government my idea is to literally control the government! In the past monarchy facism now still damn communism,cults, socialist! Democratic and republic tribalism independent these party seems more good dipids political parties dapids it can be good or evil reality! Dapids who leading or boreing for the invidual group ! Freedom to be gay lesbian transgender lgbt 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 you get the point! Freedom with all of that stuff! Please subscribe and follow redhooder for raps Rapchat! Tim Orrall all YouTube channels please react listen raps dj and 1000 danceing moves and 1000 push ups! Instragram Kingstriker69! Twitter and Facebook tim Orrall! All that please then subscribe and follow you back! Let your dreams come true don’t let those who hate or treat you like an outcast take a stand to be your self be freeeeeeee! Let your destiny awaken! I know life is hard or easy really hard but so what if you have good hard care about others! Well you have great heart and will! Those don’t believe in me! Well that make no sense but it must me jerk or something!

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    Dan Bell

    The old school Max Fliescher cartoons had a couple who discover a similar problem when on the rural roads of Kansas. Wink. Then they take the kid to an orphanage.

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    Monroville

    well… (grmph)… as long as.. (um) "he"(?) is for "truth, justice and the American way".. I guess it.. I mean "he"… is okay?

    Lois is not going to fall in love with it, is she? Oh God, she's going to fall in love with it!

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    PHOENIXGUNDAM

    Straight up I wanna live adaptation of this with Doug Jones as Superman, Who's with me??..

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    S.A.M.

    Gotta be honest, I was expecting them to immediately be eaten by some spacefaring lovecraftian horror, but this ending works too.

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    adrian morales hernandes

    ¡Oh yes! those glasses cover any identity, by the way, I never imagine VASELINE could be so useful, I wonder if the guys of the musical knew that?

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    PointingOutObvious

    Is anyone going to talk about the MAGICAL JEDI MIND TRICK GLASSES that can disguise you as anyone?😎🤓👾👽🙈🤔

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    mhypersonic

    I'd watch a whole movie with this wacky alien perfectly blending in with humans.

    This channel is the one I make sure I leave an exception on adblock

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