THE ARCHER – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

THE ARCHER – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE


We only have one chance to prevent the portal from opening! Quick, Archer! The crystal on his forehead! You need to break it with an arrow! This is the only chance we have to avoid a pandemonium attack in Megalopolisville! Ok…ok…no pressure! No pressure! It’s not going to help! Quick, Archer! Shit! God! Do I keep bothering you when you’re doing your…the things you do?!? You shot it like three seconds after I finished talking! Don’t even say that I was bothering you! Now you’re going to tell me how many seconds I need to concentrate?! This is a bow and arrow! It’s fucking hard! Archer! The portal it’s going to open! Millions of people will die! This is exactly the opposite of the “no pressure” thing we just spoke about, You know that?! This is fucked up… You all never invite me to anything. When you call me, is to save the city with an arrow. If I hit it…the whole group saved the city…If I miss, millions will die because of the Archer Archer? It’s too far! I really don’t feel comfortable working in these conditions, ok? Oh my god…Majestic…do you mind taking him a little closer? This is the closest I can get before he can reach us! Sure! Because that way you don’t have to compromise and just toss that responsability onto others, right?! For Christ sake! You think thats easy?! Try to hit na arrow on a crystal that size…in the dark! Oh…god…Lampiryade…can you please shed some light on the monsters head? Right now Black Badness! Nice! Nice! More to the left!! That’s it! Wait! Back a little…no…to the left..Yeah! That’s it! My god man!! He is moving too much!! Of course he is! There’s a mosquito flying around his face! I can’t believe this…Big Bang! Hold him Now what?! Now what, what!? You expected to hit it on the first try? I’m an archer! I never said I was an archer that never missed! Ok, fine! Can you pleasetry one more time, before the portal opens and hundreds of thousands of parademons invade Megalopolisville and dismember half the city?!? It would be my pleasure Black badness…but I’m all out of arrows. You cannot be serious. I would love to have a outfit that could hold 50 arrows at once… But then I would be the only underdressed moron here! Why you guys can look all cool and shit… and I have to look like a golf cart?!? well…now what?! Now we pick up the arrows…and you won’t make me feel guilty about it! Do I let him go? Of course you do!! You want me to look for it by myself?! Last time I was picking up arrows for twenty minutes while you all posed for the cameras!! Posing for the cameras?! We were saving Megalopolisville from a pack of subaquatic monsters that wanted to submerge the human race!! But in front of a crowd with cellphones, right? I know…sure! Saving the city my ass!

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    Jesus Ruan

    While those heros are, at the most, ridiculous super heroes, you are de true heroes of the animated youtube contend. Thank you, Society of Virtue, you are amazing! High quality contend with a humor full of critics! Just Amazing!

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    Marshal Mitchel

    Archer really reminds me of some of my co-workers. Excuses-excuses… People just can't admit their bad the job and work at it to be better. Its always gotta be something else.

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    caprice28

    So wait. If an arrow has enough force to destroy a magical crystal. Why is someone with superhuman strength not doing it?

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    toongrowner1

    Thats pretty much one of the reasons why I don't like bow and arrow and am not a fan of hawkeye and greenarrow

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    Wages of Sinn

    Not one of them thought about picking up an arrow and just stabbing the thing in the head. Black Badness did nothing!

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    wolfie metslagroom

    Love Majestic's voice.
    And it took me all day to figure out the joke behind her outfit…everything that SHOULDN'T be covered up is covered up and vice versa (while maintaining minimum modesty ofcourse)

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    ShadowSaberBaroxio

    If you need to carry the guy in close AND stop his target from moving, you might as well just take an arrow and jam it into the beast's crystal yourself. Probably way more effective than just firing it if you have super strength.

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    Monroville

    Can we just point out that if Majestic got Archer any closer to the Stanstilobeast, he would be in the Danger Zone?

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    Fenris30

    Couldn't someone have just picked up an arrow and stabbed the crystal with it? It's called thinking outside the box people!

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    The Modern Storyteller

    I admire the thought that goes into your satire but I can’t help but feel it’s lost on most of these people.
    And in the spirit of useless comments that miss the point:
    You actually don’t aim with the bow strung…that’s how you miss.

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    Pope Wilson

    🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽YUH GOTTA LOVE THE FREAKING GREAT COMIXX BOOK STYLE ANIMATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Nobody Special

    I hate this archer so much I want to murder him ways that can only be described as…Deeply Pornographic.

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    books from Windblown

    Question: this animations just parody or riped off every superheroes of DC comic books and Marvel comic books. But they ripped off superman but they did captain marvel as Captain virtue.

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    pavo6503

    Funny thing is there are real archers who can hit a bulls-eye 9/10 times and then there's the ones who can hit a quarter tossed in the air at 10 feet.

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    pkleaf

    I completely relate, Archer.
    I have like 100% accuracy with throwing knives and shurikins but when a buddy tells me to show people at a party It drops to like 20%.

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