The Black People Song

The Black People Song


This song is dedicated to a certain kind of
people…. Which just so happens to be my favorite kind of people.
You know… the ones that… you know, when you’re standing next to them, and all of
a sudden it gets dark… I mean, your best friend is… you know what I’m saying, right?
Yeah. Black people
I’ma steal your shoes You better hide your wallet
Cuz I’ma take that too Black people
Hey Black people
One big family, With a really big
bucket of KFC Black people
(Seriously, like all of us are related) I ran into an old amigo named Juan Luis
The Mexican called me Apple cause we both hang from trees
Now I, I kinda took that in a joking way But was he talking bout monkeys or the KKK? We don’t get sunburnt, just ashy knees
And we don’t chew tobacco But we will smoke weed
Puff, puff, pass like the train that could, And we can’t spell neighbor, so we call
it the hood And most of us will die with our finger on the
trigger I guess that’s why they say I’m just a filthy
little spear-chucking, chicken-eating, melon sucking, lone fetus, weed-smoking, long penis….
well, you get the picture. They tried to keep us out the White House
again But just like all white houses, one of us
broke in. And welfare and diapers is all we got
If you don’t wear my favorite color then you might get shot…
(My favorite color is purple, by the way…..) A black woman came to me to bash my song
I told her, “All Blacks are Democrat, now prove me wrong.” Black people
I’ma steal your shoes You better hide your wallet
Cuz I’ma take that too Black people
Hey Black People
One big family, With a really big
bucket of KFC Black people
(And it doesn’t have to be KFC, we like Popeye’s biscuits too) Hey, Hey. (What’s a black song without any rap in
it, right?) Yo, Check It, Unh, Yo, Yo, Yo (it always starts off that way, right?) Yo Now, there’s a line between discriminating
and not in different places You are if you use the N-word, but if you’re
black then you’re not racist, I mean, well, I guess you can, just not around
your black friends, You’ll get jumped by every cousin, including
the one behind that trash can, Now, let me tell you a story, back before
America was stolen, There were two tribes of black people, the
Indians and the Po Ones, The Indians were like caramel, the Po One’s
were like sharpies, I guess that’s why they call them Pilgrims,
and why they call us Darkies. The Indians had all the horses, land, turkeys,
the geniuses The Po One’s killed their horses, took their
hair and their penises, But uh..there’s not really a moral to this
story though, Except that we will steal your goodies, and
that is how the story goes. Black people
I’ma steal your shoes You better hide your wallet
Cuz I’ma take that too Black people
Hey Black People
One big family, With a really big
bucket of KFC Black people Black People
Since ’72, Going broke making cheap cars taller than
you Black people
Ok, you gotta admit, we do have some nice rims though, right? Black people
Front Porch monkey With a blunt and a banana, “Ooo Aaa, Eee-eee!”
Black people Hey, hey! (This is probably the most racist song I’ve
ever written….but if you laughed, you’re racist too. So I don’t feel so bad. Besides,
it’s not racist if I’m black.)

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    Reek Reeker

    Let's make a really racist and hateful song, but also include a lot of sarcasm. That way people will be confused whether it's offensive or not and YouTube won't take it down 🤷🏻‍♂️

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    Autumn Otradovec

    I wish people still didn’t get offended so easily. People are little babies now who can’t handle anything

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    Ronisha Harper

    I'm not offended I'm black this is just funny you can't half black people favorite color is either blue or red

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    toot Hill

    This made me cry the beat is sad me and my sister are separated and I saw this on#dangmattsmith at my aunts house and it was fun there I have not went there in a while I can't go this weekend because I'm going to the haunted house

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    David Trueblood

    If you a feminist and disliked this video, like my comment dumbass and comment so i can take away your will to live

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    henryboy fortnite

    you is very wrong for making this song about black people and white people and if you trying yo be funny its really not

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    Osana Najimi

    Y’all people need to calm y’all asses down, he also made a Mexican people song, I’m Mexican and I’m not raging a single bit 😂😂

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