THE FABULOUS TARANTULA-MAN – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

THE FABULOUS TARANTULA-MAN – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE


Thank You Tarantula Man! Is this the 20th
time you’ve saved me this month? Yeah, 21 if you count that time I saved
that ship that you were on This month was busy right? Tarantula man, I need to tell you something, but I think it’s kind of obvious I’m completely in love with a masked man Oh yeah? Hmm But he seems to be running away from me all the time I think he’s avoiding me I see…and what do you love about this mysterious masked man? His courage, his civic sense, the way he inspires other people Oh yeah? Are you sure you love the man underneath it? Aren’t you just crazy about the mask? The mask is what least interests me Oh hello…okay… Is it though? Is it okay? Of course! Of course, yeah…it’s all great… Wow you’re quite different than I had imagined Different as in ugly? What? Of course not! Where did you get that from? beauty is a subjective thing Some may have a standard beauty, others may have a beauty that completely escapes the pattern and is more a unique thing So this vomit-inducing face that you’re making has nothing to do with my face ? No way, I think the mutation that you suffered because of the… There was no mutation, my face has literally always been like this What is great, because there’s nothing wrong with your face Got it, got it…how nice, so you still want to
kiss my lips? Kiss? What? Did you think the masked man was you? Is that it? Oh my god! Now I understand the confusion, because you also wear a mask of course Oh, so it was not me? Is there another masked hero saving you?
Is there? That’s it, yeah! Exactly! Okay so, who might that other hero be? He…it’s that hero who has…who is all yellow… and there are chains passing on him and
cape… That was me too, I wore this outfit during a mega event where the earth almost merged with another land of another dimension Actually, it was that other one that had tentacles Oh on the back with the symbol? Yes! Yeah, the one with the white insect on the chest! That’s it Me also…technological uniform from mr. Platinum Ah I see… Okay, I think I’m going home then You know you’re gonna have to get down all 45 floors by yourself, right? Yeah, I thought so…

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    QuizMaster Hanzo

    honestly, he's not that bad looking, just get some dental done and take care of yourself a bit, some people would dig him even with the huge lips, not every hero has to be handsome, but still no need to be a jerk about it, or to reveal your secret identity

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    MojoMaelstrom

    Would've been funnier but also a little short if it was just her taking off the mask and it's an actual tarantula.

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    Truth-Rationale Scientist

    This is a first. To be honest. He doesn't look too bad. He just needs to fix his teach and clear up that small acne and he's fine.

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    Kenneth Krueger

    like,oh my god.There are actually girls like this…that imagine a prince charming(Disney's most underdeveloped character)…until they become women with a sense of reality,they are a complete waste of effort.

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    Evilfish82

    This reminds me of a scene from a cartoon I think, don't remember where I saw it, maybe on youtube. It's about a princess or a damsel in distress held hostage by a big muscular villain and she's really upset about that, but when the hero shows up to rescue her and she gets a look at him, he's basically one of those fat nerds with bad hygiene. After a brief moral dilemma and a couple of stares at the big villain's crotch or abs, or both, she decides to go dark side. If it rings any bells let me know where it's from please.

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    Ali Asif

    "Beauty is a subjective thing." I wonder how many people actually practice this in real-life – not many it seems.

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    Jester D. Growlithe

    "After a brief adjustment period, and a couple of drinks, it's a face… I'd be happy to sit on."
    -Venessa, from Deadpool

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    jconte23

    I mean, he’d probably do just fine if he was funny. They can’t see how fugly you are if their eyes are closed from laughing too hard.

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    bart jewson

    Everyone is say give him braces and and shave only the middle part of his unibrow but the main thing I see is his nose this man needs a nose job THEN every thing else

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    Kamikaze Hound

    Whats funny is she was still gonna go for him before he said his face wasnt the result of a mutation💀 thats ao low down, Deadpool lucky he is ugly do to experiments. But tarantulaman just needs to fix his teeth and make the uni plural and he'll look fine lol

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    Derek Connors

    Tom Holland he is not, but with some dental, personal grooming, and a tan, he wouldn't be so hard on the eyes.

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    Sean Klipp

    Wow… I'm honest even if it hurts everyone but this guy's ugly as f***, gotta love how brutal he is about this😂

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    mhypersonic

    That condescending flat voice is the perfect pick for someone who has clearly gone through this exact charades innumerable number of times. They grow weary and have no higher expectations.

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    Vulken2000

    Literally I've seen guys that look exactly like that who can pick up some hot girls.
    Get over your self pity guys.

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    Ponera Grimoire

    Oh God, I thought she would remove his mask and see that he's a creepy mutant spider. What it actually turned out is kind of okay in comparison.

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    Mr Infinity

    If she just didnt lie about his uglyness but still looked past it, that would have been better. Like:
    "Oh wow you're actually kinds ugly"
    "Does that mean you no longer love the man in the mask?"
    "No, i still love him. Im just trying not to lie to you about what my opinion is. Maybe some dental work on the teeth, and get the unibrow shaved, and you would look way nicer"

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    Jules Juerez

    Why can't she just do what other women do, pretend it's not his looks, go ahead and date him then dump him and make up a small retarded lie why she did like it's because he didn't pick up her call 5 seconds earlier or something.

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    Sean Russell

    Just remember folks, in the Ultimate Marvel comics universe Blackcat unmask Spiderman and vomited on his crotch for an added eff you.
    Just think Tarantula-Man, at least your hottie did vomit on your junk after seeing your face. Which is one better than me.

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