The Opposition w/ Jordan Klepper – Meet the Citizen Journalists

The Opposition w/ Jordan Klepper – Meet the Citizen Journalists


Here’s the situation. There are dark forces at play– the deep state,
globalists, Bill Nye. And this program
will oppose them at all costs. But just like Lee Harvey Oswald, I can’t do it alone. We… We have…
we have an incredible team of citizen journalists. You may already know them
if you’ve been a loyal listener to the Oppo Radio Network,
or watched our YouTube videos or subscribed to our anti-
mainstream Snapchat stories. And now they’re all here, covering the stories
you need to know about. Starting with our resident
First Amendment champions and social provocateurs,
Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson. And here they are.
They’re over at Berkeley, where Free Speech Week
was just cancelled. Guys, what’s going on? Jordan, Free Speech Week
may have been cancelled, but we are not going anywhere. Because the Constitution
guarantees Americans the right to free speech. And it also guarantees
an audience for that speech. Yeah, preferably on TV,
maybe radio, we’d also take streaming. Either way, this crinkly
ol’ bitch lets us say whatever. Yeah. You don’t have to agree with it, but you do have to accept it. -Also, follow us on social.
-Yes. -Right, right. Keep fighting, guys. -(cheering, applause)
-That’s great. There’s so much to cover here. As you… as you may know,
many NFL players have been taking a knee during
our precious national anthem. For an update, we have
citizen journalist Laura Grey in her living room.
Laura. Jordan, I feel attacked.
Is there anything more violent than a nonviolent act
of civil disobedience? Those knees
don’t belong on the ground. They belong out on the field,
smashing into groins and faces. Yes. Athletes are there
to get concussions, -not to make us think.
-Exactly! Progressives love
freedom of thought so much– what about freedomfromthought? You know what… you know what,
if I wanted to spend my whole Sunday thinking,
I’d watch baseball. Yes. God bless you, Laura. Now, obviously,
The Opposition
is a lot more than just a half hour
of nightly television. Over at Opposition Radio,
our resident expert Kobi Libii is mid-show breaking down
current events. Let’s listen in. …which is what a pumpkin
technically is. But to get back to the story, TheWashington Postis all over
what’s causing these hurricanes. Tons of coverage. Two words you won’t see
in any of their articles, Maxine Waters. Why not? Let’s back up and talk eugenics
for a second. Yes. Okay, now… Yeah. You don’t hear that kind of talk
from “vetted sources.” Let’s go to Niccole Thurman. Niccole Thurman’s at a Trump
rally waiting for it to start. Niccole, why does
mainstream media insist that all black people
support Democrats? Ugh. Jordan,
I voted for Obama, okay? He never did anything for me. Obamacare was bull(bleep),
all right? I get my health care
from the Affordable Care Act. Yes. -Now, Niccole…
-(cheering and applause) personally, I bet you get
a lot more respect from Trump -than Obama.
-Mm-hmm. The second I walk
into any Trump rally, it’s like the room stops,
all right? Like, I am basically
an instant celebrity. (chuckles) And then Trump’s staff
just brings me right here behind the podium
every time. I’ll tell you what. -I will tell you what…
-(cheering and applause) Yes. All of my black friends
are so jealous that they don’t even talk to me
anymore. But you know what?
I’m on the Trump train. -Woo, woo.
-Yes. Woo, woo, indeed. -Yeah. -Next, we go
to Tim Baltz in Alabama watching tomorrow’s
Republican Senate primary between Luther Strange
and Roy Moore. Who’s looking good, Tim? Neither one of ’em, Jordan. We need a candidate
further to the right than both of these guys. Okay, uh, uh, Tim, they’re
both pretty darn conservative. Roy Moore has conflated
homosexuality with bestiality. I can’t get behind Moore
until he comes out against true bestiality, which is when animals have sex
with other animals. Imagine it, Jordan, a dog having
relations with another dog. Yeah. That’s how dogs reproduce,
Tim. -What are you, a Democrat?
-Okay, fine. Keep us posted, team.
What a team.

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    Martin Müller

    Sorry this video wasn't as funny as your field piece. Please take the time to write funnier jokes. Give you will do better next time

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    fourdotsYT

    He's much funnier on The Daily Show… this is a parody of late night talk shows.. another one on the "Trump train", I guess… Whoo Whoo! pfft

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    gameplaytactics

    I said it before and ill say it again just go back to telling everyone trump supporters are leaving his base to the entire left LOL

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    Max Lee

    Jordan Klepper is a generally funny person and it makes for a good show. Although his supporting cast is lack luster at best and still developing as comedians and actors. I'll love to see them get better over the years but right now they are low quality.

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    Creepy Little Book

    Most morons are so oblivious to the reality of the new world order plot, they'll gobble this disinformation from a mega corporation right up. Fools don't trust what big companies put in their food, but don't question what they put in your mind. Low information,low iq sheep, the same idoits who keep the kardasians famous are the useful idoits who will support this mockery. You won't be laughing when they put you on the trains for your ride you FEMA death camps. Then you'll be taking a knee at the point of a fucking UN rifle. "You'll work harder with a gun in your back for a bowl of rice a day"

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    Henry Hunt

    Boy when they made Trevor Noah host of the Daily Show I never thought that they would make a knock off Colbert Report as well.

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    pop5678eye

    Refusing to stand during our National Anthem surely hurts a lot of people. As opposed to hate marches against minorities which have never resulted in any hurt to anybody…

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    Mr. N

    I'm a fan of sh!t which is why I just love this show. It's classical and original jokes are funny and amazing especially everyone knows that straw manning the new right is fucking hilarious. It's not like it makes us look stupid or anything. Tee hee Alex Jones is a doo doo head and he's so crazy.

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    Otoskire The great

    Missing the point of conservatism as always, I mean I gotta admit we have too much of those people but most of us aren’t that stupid

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    Facts don't care about your feelings.

    What a sad attempt to smear alternative "not dinosaur bought and paid for" media! This shit show will only appeal to indoctrinated morons that actually believe shit like Rachel Madcow, FauxNews, CNN, and NBC!

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    Zack TheBongRipper

    HA, HA, I see, this is so funny: a LAME liberal comedy network shaming people into thinking "fake news" is not real, LOL, LOL, I get it! Funny!

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    Sires Orb

    Whoever thought this show was a good idea, is a fuckin genius. It may be full of shit, but people will definitely watch! Unlike the Jon Stewart show with Trevor Noah.

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    DIGITAL VHS

    Look out guys this guys saying it how it is. He's not like those guys on CNN or msnbc he's an edgy guy not towing any lines.

    Tv needs to die

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    Robyn Delaquil

    Holy shit liberal propaganda is getting fucking outrageous at this point. And under the guise of comedy anyone like me who speaks out against it will be labeled as taking it to seriously, or not having a sense of humor. Really the extreme confirmation bias of late shows and now this is ridiculous. Fucking sheep

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    Eric

    Wow, could the corporate media be any more transparent in their desperation? Who would have thought they would find Alex Jones to be such a threat that they stooped to this level? Do they even realize that making this will make people consider him more of a serious journalist? They used to have Colbert doing an O'Reilly impression, and he was a prime time cable news anchor. Alex Jones is an independent radio show host, but by making this show they are kind of equating the amount of credibility he should get in viewers minds. This will have the opposite effect of what they are going for, just like when John Oliver did his 20 minute segment of critiquing InfoWars Life products, and the sales went up 40% the next week (and have only continued to rise). My point is that this gives Alex Jones more power, and I suspect this show will be off air by the time 2018 rolls around.

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    I have not watched the show yet, but looking at all the other bullshit Communist Central has aired,I am going to guess this show goes a little something like this.

    FUCK YOU DONALD HITLER TRUMP! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

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    mirzamay

    Oh klepper feels my pain. What it's like talking to your trump supporter family. And those tranny freedom of speech advocates 😂😂😂😂😂 omg thank you.

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    Vaughn Gainey

    "Just like Lee Harvey Oswald I can't do it alone" 😂😂😂. To many jokes to comment on. This show is going to be great.

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    Jimmy Swenson

    You guys need to have panels of people of different points of view yelling at each other. I think it would really take this show to the next level. It would be like CNN but not shitty

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    tommy pockets

    I like this show because they try to ironically take shots at Trump but it just exposes the insanity of the left even further. Julian Assange and bitcoin gave us Trump. 😉

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    GTR Management

    Comedy Central is really scraping the bottom of the barrel. Is this actually funny to anyone? It's like Amy Schumer bad.

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    Yo Yo

    If I wanted to spend my Sunday thinking I'd watch baseball
    THE TRUTH SHALL SET FREE!!!!!!!!

    Baseball better

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    lolipedofin

    0:50 LMFAO…. Josh was holding the Declaration of Independence! Not the First Amendment Bill! XD

    I missed it when I first watched it.

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