And now, news of the world. The opening ceremony of the Olympics is just a few days away. Ladies and gentlemen, Dictator of the UK, the host country of the games of
the 31st Olympiad. Citizens of the world, the theme of the 31st Olympiad is the Olympics makes the world go round.
We are proud to announce these artists will perform at the opening ceremony: Onion: Caterpillar that Blows Bubbles Violet: Greenland Gymnast and Spicy Jalapeno: Mouse Artist It gives me great pleasure to announce Athena Justice: Grecian Judge and Scotty McScott: Scottish Judge, to review the opening ceremony of the Olympics And now, for the most important announcement of all, the tradition of the Olympic Flame IS OVER! We will start a new tradition with these games! May I present, Hope the Hippie. Thank you Dictator Wrench. Ladies and gentlemen, I have been asked to unveil a new tradition, a tradition that embodies a theme. I am happy to tell you that if you see
Olympics that makes the world go round!