– Where the hell are we?
– “Dane Cook” River – That so? How do you know that? How you sure?
– Only one way to find out, dude. Let’s go! Yeah, ah, I’m not feeling so good right now… Seriously, my skin hurts! Enough from the peanut gallery! Into the water, ladies! No, no no, man.
Let me take a look at that map right quick. Why is everybody all obsessed with the map? ‘Cause we’re tired of being your trail donkeys!
Acting like you some one-man GPS! God damn it! We lost! We fucking super lost, man! Tell him, McClusky. Tell him what time it is. I don’t believe you people! whop …What do you mean, you people? What do you mean, you people?
– Huh?! I think what, uh, Tom means is you people– No, look at his EYES, man!
Look at them beady white devil eyes! [ Overlapping Chatter ] [ Rapid Gunfire ] CHILL! All right? Just chill it! Now, let’s go get those Viet Congs. Viet Cong! What? It’s Viet Cong, there’s no S, its already plural! You wouldn’t say Chineses.